im bored... names of penises???

ya know, like "the one eyed custard chucker", "bedsnake"...etc..

c'mon give me some new ones try and surprise me, or even make me laugh

purple headed yohgurt slinger

scooby don't even go there! we dont care what you call it, just put it away! Bad dog!

I've never named it aye.

Not a name of yours... just general names! there's already a post for "the name of your own"!

that is all.

Johnny, dick, cock, "it", the love stick hmmm there are SOOOO many.

Trust u to come up with this scooby

'Chopper' is my personal favourite

jonhny? sigh...
Im named after a penis

i call mine my little humpydog

well johng, you chose your own name for on here you do realise that, but hey, it may not be a bad thing!

Johnyg- little huh?? ;P haha

SCHLONG

Scooby. : )

how about 'the ROD'
or baton

Slang Terms for Penis

cock,semi'shaft,johnson,dick,schlong,wanger,mule,
one-eyed trouser viper, trouser trout,pee pee,wee wee,yonker,stalk,pecker,tackle,pork dagger,
one-eyed spittin snake,zonker,one-eyed willie
prick,ding dong,willy,stiffy,pisser,lizard,stonker
tool,weasle,tadger,package,Mr. winkie,privates
python,chicken,cucumber,trouser department
pulsing member,crotch,knob,salami,italian stallion
rod,nethers,nob,todger,banana,beef bayonet,bell end
bits,boner,cavalier,dildo,dong,German Helemt
gregory,chopper,donger,get the horn,hard-on,helmet
horn,hung like a horse,member,Jap's eye,hung like a donkey,lob on,knob-end,lunchbox,John Thomas,
meat and two veg,middle leg,mutton dagger,
pork sword,nana,one-eyed trouser snake,packet
percy,plonker,meat,privateparts,sausage,widger,
Bald-headed Hermit

bravo Shyguy hehe

scooby have a read of "Guys have their kittens..." thread by Ren
There are many more options.

Hey scooby, y'know I was joking, ay? Cos my post seems harsh even with a Smile at the end... Like a big kick to the nuts with a smile.
Bloody hell Shyguy.

heh this reminds me of the movie four rooms, when the lady that was going on about his willy wonker...

yeah n|ck thats what got me going hehe

Twig and Berries lol

fear not johnnyg, some of us have it worse, spare a thought for those named cox.

lotsa fun through primary.

//sniff sniff as repressed childhood memories re-emerge//

STANLEY - Like the POWER-DRILL

7 foot fuck me pole!

I know a lad who refers to his bits as a "love truncheon".. or a "hot beef injection".

Sweaty Cigar

i call mine a FIREMAN, caus when u rub its helmet he spits in your eye.

dont you beat it till it spews cartman?

i thought u had gone to bed little boy.
it's way past your bet time.

isn't southpark on right now? (TV 4)

frosty boy - often licked, never beaten