How will we cope without Colgate??

Its gonna suck... Life just wont be the same without him... I know all of you will want to hide inside and not go out due to greif.... but hey, he'll be back in a month...
BTW - Theres sooooooooooo many rad partys on in the next month, and we'll have picnics, and lunches, and dinners, and sleep overs... hahahahah
Sorry Colgate - just f****n with your shit!

And don't forget dinner!!!

Me personally.... I don't know how I going to cope.

I talked to my counseler last night and he reckons that by me perfecting the Suzanne Step in his absence I may be able to cope with only the bare minimum of drugs.

Have a wicked time in LA dude. I want to see a gunshot wound when you get back

Peace out West Side Brother

awee I lurve you guys I'll make sure I'm wearing the wrong colours and should be able to score that gunshot wound for you jtc.

Anyways you guys can't get rid of me that easy. If I have time I'll be posting from the West Side!

No crazy shit while I'm away kiddies! I want to be involved!!!

Haha, personally, I'm going to be devastasted. I'm thinking of heaing down to the local cryogenics facility and freezing myself up for four weeks.

I can't see any other valid alternative.

*sneaks into flipside*

Clubs to reconnoiter colgate: Club 01, Giant, Spundae. You might have to put up with the likes of Digweed or Deep Dish or someone though. Sorry 'bout that.

Haha, good ol' Deep Dish.

PS: Colgate, I have a going away 'gift' for you. We should hoooook up sometime tomorrow briefly?

Nah, security'll be too tight voice. Don't get colgate into trouble just because you want to expand your huge drug-smuggling operation to the states. You don't fool us for a second!

hahaha, yay, someone else on voices case! get him! get him!

Ha ha! I'm not _really_ on voices case but SOMEONE has to give him stick otherwise he'll just run around being right all the time!

Yes Colgate, have a good time away matie. Catch you in 4 weeks time :0)

TT: A stunning insight there. *suspicious look*

I'm not sure why you'd want to get drugs INTO the states via plane anyway. I do mine via Mexico, in general.

Oops, have I said too much?

Hey Colgate have a great time West side....and don't be dissing yo homeys you hear...else we won't be getting down wit you no more...and stay clear of them eastside bitches too....those 'ho's is way too much trouble...it's them westside girls that you gotta be showing some luving.....Respect.
Anyways...now I'm back from LA Central....take care and we all look forward to munting it up on yr return eh.....cheers bro.
Voice...hey i need several kilos of charlie....Luis is my man in Mexico...i can swap for for some nice semi-automatics...ex afghanistan...got a few govt officials paid to shut up so should be sweet....I got the negative see...hehe...fark, this ain't the arms trade-me board is it....damn

Hahahaha. *cracks up laughing*

You got any Mp5's hanging around? I'll take three. Jeffthechef, Colgate and I are gonna launch an all-out assault on loud-racous patrons at La Casa Pasta.

Luis ah? That motherfucker's been supplying you? I've been supplying him! We should cut out the middleman, sista, I'll do you a wholesale deal on a coupla lbs.

LMAO GG your so cool

GG, there is definatly somthing in you're past we haven't been told about eh?

Voice - I'll give you a call tomorrow bro, we can hook up, but dude, I've had real problems sitting down after taking your last 10KG shipment through to the states, so make it a small one this time please

Cool, cool.

We'll just go for 5kg this time ah? I'm surprised your rear entry can't hold ten though. Naturally I'm reducing your cut.

say its not true!!! Colgate DON'T GO!!!!!
Its dangerous out there

When are you going? when are you coming back? sorry, i think i missed a few details around here... but i know your back for two tribes !!!! woohoo!!!

By the sounds of your romantic dinners of late... I doubt you'll have any troubles transporting anything!!! mmuhhahahahahahaha

Oh and Colgate... ANTHRAX!!! ANTHRAX!!!!

Fuck i'm gonna miss you, take me with you, take me with you!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha Well at least I have my brother to keep me warm till you get back... lol (wink wink)

hehe Rincess was that your bro who came to the picnic the other day.?

Yeah the one thats as sexy as me... ;P

Haha, I could so join you in the gutter there rincess, but I don't think I will.. clean living for me from now on.

Don't worry, I'll tell your bro how to keep you company

Join me in the gutter aye? Isnt that where we met???

Hows the scratches????????

I "au revoir"ed the dear boy at 1:10pm today as I handed over his 5kg of coke. It was an emotional encounter, involving a handshake, and a disjointed hug. We also talked about dodgy stuff standing in front of the Police station. Ooops.

He said he'd be checking into Koru club pre-flight... they have Net terminals there, surely?

He doesn't realise it yet but I stuck a few grams of coke in the soles of his shoes the other night

And soaked his shoes in canabis oil too

I just took him home and gave him a goodbye kiss, and slipped him a fuck of tab (without him knowing) of LSD to enjoy the flight more! hahahahaa
Stoped at the botler and got my vodka on the way home so I can cope...

You did bloody not, Rincess.

listen here voice, you wanna back off...... I tell you!
Course I didnt slip him a tab but he might have read this B4 getting on the plane and it would have added to all the other dumb things ppl have said to him bout going to the states...

hehe, I was talking about the kiss.

*starts rumour mill grinding*

*endearing look*

LOL.....Voice, didn't u remind Colgate about the amyl...it'd ease his sphincter up nice so he could take another kg...ah well, he'll just have to grimace.
Hey rincess...u into sharing that vodka...cry on my shoulder girl..*sniff sniff*

*says absolutely NOTHING*

yep, come over... all of you come over...
seriously!!!
I brought kaluha too - black russions...
come hit the piss with me, i'm broken assed..... hahaha

They fucked. *nods*








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mmmm alchiemahol

come over jeff... voice... GG...
I just saw colgates plane take off! cool aye? How exiting, lucky for him... ANTHRAX!!! ANTHRAX!!!

maybe..... oh damn it why not... I'll start walking...

Haha, sorry Rincess - I was already well gone - out building a retaining wall yet again. The project continues.... *tends sore wrist where no. 8 slice him*