House on Monday

Keven Saunderson and some Ghengis Khan.
Tech-disco?

Seagoon: Why have we stopped, O'Brien?

O'Brien (Ellington): I think the horse must be tired, sir.

Seagoon: Why?

O'Brien: He's got his pyjamas on, begorrah.

Willium: I think we're lost, mate.

Seagoon: Tut, tut, what a nuisance! Well, there's naught for it mate, we'll spend the night here. I'll sleep in the ditch and you sleep standing up holding an umbrella over me.

Willium: I'm goin' ter vote Labour next time, mate.

Seagoon: Silence, you political hot-head.

O'Brien: Lord Seagoon, me no like to spend the night on this pitch black road.

Seagoon: Don't worry, you won't be noticed. Now, as we're staying the night here,

Seagoon: Unroll my brass bedstead and erect my marble wash stand. Abdul?

Abdul (approaching):
What you want, sahib?

Seagoon: Before I retire, prepare a light sixteen-course banquet....

NOW THAT IS WOT I CALL HOUSE vol 67

What do you smoke Bob?

in between horse rides and banquets I do enjoy a pipe

I like to have my pipe on the porch as I watch the sun set and the slaves picking cotton

simple pleasures are esential in todays world

Im sad because in a matter of hours this thread is going to be out of date (for a week)