Hot or Not: Valeria Lukyanova

Real life self molded barbie doll.







Optional question for those of you who answer no: Would you still have sex with her?

Ewwww, hell no. That would freak me out and give me nightmares for ages.






Ok, I probably still would anyway.

That's sad dalai.

very sad.

but funny.


and sad.

Sorry what ...is this a human or a doll?

Real life self molded barbie doll.

WOULD SLAM.

Yeah sorry just did the googling

OMG yes? Obviously would. Since when do me not fuck hotties just cos theyre a bit odd

nightmares dalai? wtf

Her body shape is more than just a bit odd dude. And her skin looks plastic.

But yeah i probably would too. Not sure i would call her hot though.

Maybe freaky hot?

freaky_hot is aaallllll good

Maybe Im just a slut, but sometimes the boards weird me out with guys apparently being a precious about where they put their weiners, just doesnt seem to match up to real life I recall arguements about guys who wouldnt do Lindsay Lohen, and Snooks etc. Fuck off you liars, of course you would

Would smash.. AND happily tell my mates.. I wouldnt even care if she put on the funny doll makeup :>

Prefer

URGH SHE'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!

But shes got curves Gummi??

I'm ridiculously picky in this area. Quality over quantity. I really don't understand those guys (usually drunk rugby heads), who will just go home with any old girl to have sex with. The thing that i really don't get are guys who will go home with a girl just because she has big tits, even if the rest of her is ugly!!

When in Rome...


or Ukraine in this case.

Yep..seen alot of bad decisions made on the funbags factor

Just dont listen to her singing opera.. Now that is bad!

Yeah, pretty sure she's "Beach fun barbie"... instead of "Opera singing Barbie" PD.

Not hot. Prob would.



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I ahhh.... Well... Well its very cold at night ok?

Her face is offputting, her body shape is offputting... Sorry dude but it's enough to put me off my game...


I know I'm no prize pig myself but still... I just... Nah... It would weird me out.

Nawwwwww you're so sweet

I can't decide if her face is the weirdest part or her body.

Intriguing.



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Hot is the wrong word, she sits outside of what I'd personally find attractive, yet there is something strangely alluring. Novelty perhaps?
I'm sure there is an interesting person behind the plastic too.

“A warrior can not cry anymore, and the only expression of pain is the thrill that comes from somewhere from the depths of the universe, as if one of the emanations of the Eagle was a pain, and when it reaches the Warrior, the Warrior is infinite shivers.

People’s actions do not affect the soldier, because he no longer has any expectations. A strange calm becomes the guiding force in his life. He took one of the concepts of life of the warrior-detachment.”

English translation of shit from her site apparently

Only other person who is gonna wax as rantily as this:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas/

Creepy. And fuck yes. #superfreaky

Not hot. Sure would.

Now to more important matters; was she hotter before or after?

before definitely.

She's h2d and i would plough it till the cows came home

lolol don't try and sneak Snooki into there She is fkn foul.

and yeah she was hotter "before"...point seems somewhat redundant though. Shes a girl

I would rather stick my sausage in a cheese grater than put it anywhere near Snooki

Eww that is scary. Look at her waist compared to her boobs, that makes me feel a bit sick.

Barbie's proportions were always so frustrating, because you could never make clothes to fit.

I have no idea wtf this means :>

neither

Sure you don't

I took it as she obv looks better before because younger=better? :p

so a girl at age 8 is better looking than she is at age 18 just because she's younger?

heh I guessed that's what he must have meant after his last wink-wink post... not at all obvious though!

I took it to mean that it doesn't matter, because she's a girl, and men like to stick their penis into a girls vagina, regardless of any INTERNET MALE bullshit about "oh she's way too ugly for me".

Or something like that.

And yeah, what Davil said... a ton of girls look better when they're 25-30 than when they're 18-20

not so great looking at 67

as a quick glance around the nursing home confirms

plenty of personalities though

Guys, he thinks Snooki is hot Not really much point trying to analyse his tastes further heh

Where did I say Snooki was hot? Where did I even say younger girls are hotter than older? I didnt. You cunts just sayin that cos I IMPLYED it!.... ....well shame on you!' I didnt say that, and thats not what i meant




Yeepers! What? Dude, you know when I said "get me back in the next thread"....well.....thats trying too hard!

Why you guys pickin on me Kris's response was the closest (even though it was an accident)..........."It doesnt matter" was my point, with wimmin....a lot can change in 4/5 years. Thats why I think the debate is redundant.

wait till they hit their 30s, it's usually all down hill from there...

Why did you leave out 5 years there too gummi, very unscientific prof bear

Moreover I think if you took a snapshot of 10,000 girls when aged 20 and then 30 and subjected them to some sort of rating system, you would find the younger girls would score much higher no? "some" women def do improve with age, but do most of them? Prob not. So even if I WAS making some sardonic wimmin bashing comment to that end, it was probably correct anyway ...u pc cunts

Would.



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Snooki > monster in OP

No doubt about it, Snooki has shed numerous kilos and is mos def attractive. Physically at least. Her personality is utterly repulsive of course.



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I see nothing attractive about snooki physically. Not my type I suppose, so I find her very average.

Lukyanova isn't ugly, but the barbie doll look is weird.

What are people's thoughts on Florence Colgate? She apparently has the golden ratio face.

Gorgeous imo

Hitler wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers that's for sure :>

Worthy of a Masty

Fuck you it was an accident. It was exactly what it was.

Certainly if she was a normal human colour, it would go a long way, but yeah, her personality and actions are what make my penis shrivel up. I bet she smells like vodka and yeast.

Pfft smells and personalities are largely irrelevant factors. You newagefagitguys are so precious with your penis's. I just climb onboard and blast away, and that's the situation right there

p.s. how is smell not a relevant factor ffs?

So if a woman smelled like a bread factory you'd still plough her?

I've encountered the smell problem before, just reached for my ear plugs jammed them up my nostrils and resumed the offensive .

I swear you get funnier (and wiser) all the time Maestro

Mumsy. Not for me.



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Is she a colgate sponsor?