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I'm at the university - something has gone wrong at the medical school! I'm trapped in my office, some sort of virus has got loose. It's turning people into mindless killing machines. They ignore any but the most massive wounds!

It seems to be transmitted by bites.

Please, somebody, save me.

Also - guys - if you see any such zombie activity - post here. Maybe we can band together and save ourselves. I know where there's plenty of bottled water.
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THEY ARE CLAWING AT MY WINDOWS RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T THINK THE GLASS WILL HOLD.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
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its only the sociology lecturers Vadz
settle down
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please try to lure them away from the HSB building. thanks
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OK, FOUND A SPARE SHOTGUN.

HAVE NOW CLEARED A PATH. AM POSTING ON BLACKBERRY, MAKING MY WAY TOWARDS ARTS 1. SHORT GAP BUT DANGEROUS.
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The medical experiment went wrong 9 months before you were born son.
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lol @ last TWO posts
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a) you don't have a blackberry
b) if there really were zombies you wouldn't waste time posting on the internet about it as you fled.


i'm calling bs
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THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THEM.

AM NOW IN A BROOM CLOSET. DOWN TO TWO SHELLS.

I CAN HEAR THEM MOANING.
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no you arent.
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WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT LOCATION VADZ.

I HAVE THE ZOMBIE CAR FIRED UP AND ON MY WAY !!!



Music
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AM CURRENTLY AIRBORNE BETWEEN ARTS 1 AND HSB1, WHILE TAPPING ON MY BLACKBERRY

ALL OUT OF SHELLS.

CATHY, YOU GOT ANY?
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This is what happens when you have a voluntary student union! Rolling Eyes
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kris_b said:
a) you don't have a blackberry
b) if there really were zombies you wouldn't waste time posting on the internet about it as you fled.


i'm calling bs


Wow. Great call.
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PhunkyDave said:
This is what happens when you have a voluntary student union! Rolling Eyes


TROOF.

AM NOW SURROUNDED BY A SEETHING MASS OF ZOMBIFIED ENGLISH AND SOCIOLOGY STUDENTS. FIGURE I CAN DISTRACT THEM WITH A COPY OF 'THE FEMALE EUNUCH' TOSSED INTO THEIR MIDST.
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BREAKING NEWS ...

SCENE'S FROM OUTSIDE THE UNIVERSITY !!!



biggie.co.nz members stay TUNED !!



HEY LOOK ITS KRIS_B and HERESY !!!

Music
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AM FREE OF ZOMBIE MASSES FOR A SECOND. CURRENTLY LOOKING TO CLIMB ONTO MUSIC SCHOOL AND USE TREES TO CROSS SYMONDS STREET

HOLY FUCK! THE ZOMBIES HAVE JUST TAKEN OVER A LINK BUS!!
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http://www.slithermovie.net/

kids of today .. too much TV
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All aboard. Bus leaving on time.
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DO NOT ENTER A LINK.

AM NOW ATOP THE REGISTRY. MANAGED TO FIND A GUNRACK IN THE VC'S OFFICE, MARKED 'FOR USE AGAINST RIOTING STUDENT'. SOME PRETTY HEAVY DUTY STUFF - HAVE NAILED A COUPLE DOZEN ZOMBIES GOOD NOW.
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vadinho said:
HAVE NAILED A COUPLE DOZEN ZOMBIES GOOD NOW.


Necrophilia isn't something to brag about...
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Have you any spare warm brains about you? Good diversion tactic. Can you lure them to a swimming pool nearby? Zombies hate water.
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Or is that dogs?
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Grab your flatmate, go pick up your mum from her place, kill her husband who has been infected already, take their jaguar to your girlfriends place, pick her and her flatmates up, go down to the Winchester and hole up until backup arrives.
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-Dr.J- said:
Grab your flatmate, go pick up your mum from her place, kill her husband who has been infected already, take their jaguar to your girlfriends place, pick her and her flatmates up, go down to the Winchester and hole up until backup arrives.


That only works if Vads wants himself and his girlfriend to survive, and then who will he argue on biggie with?
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OK, TRIED THE BRAINS. BROKE INTO COMMERCE A AND FOUND SOME SURVIVORS COWERING - KILLED THEM, BROKE OPEN SKULLS. DAMNED COMMERCE STUDENTS. NTO ENOUGH WARM BRAIN MATTER TO FEED A ZOMBIE MOUSE!

WHAT'S PLAN B?
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haga041 said:
vadinho said:
HAVE NAILED A COUPLE DOZEN ZOMBIES GOOD NOW.


Necrophilia isn't something to brag about...
lol Laughing Laughing Laughing
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plan B
top 10 ways to kill zombies


10. Throw records
Doesn't really kill zombies, but it's one hell of a way to clean up a bad record collection.

9. Chainsaw
The chainsaw can cut through even the thickest skull and will destroy a brain in seconds.

8. Toaster
When swung by the cord, one can get incredible velocity; also makes toast.

7. Hammer
Another popular tool. Good for the strong and weak alike, and perfect for the novice zombie killer.

6. Fire poker
Heavy, well sized, and very versatile, serving the stab-happy and blunt-crazy zombie killer alike.

5. Pump-action shotgun
Most movie characters are terrible with the shotgun, but it'll always be a popular choice.

4. The Old Door Trick
When zombies try to come in, slam the door on its head.

3. Rocket Launcher
Legend has it a U.S. college student wrote an essay called, "The Best Way to Kill a Zombie is with a Rocket Launcher." Who could argue with that?

2. "The View"
To kill a zombie, you must destroy its brain, and what better way to do that than listening to Starr Jones and Meredith Viera?

1. Motorcycle
Go Milla Jovovich! Her scene riding her bike down the aisle of a church in RE:2 was amazing. A must in any zombie invasion.
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vadinho said:
OK, TRIED THE BRAINS. BROKE INTO COMMERCE A AND FOUND SOME SURVIVORS COWERING - KILLED THEM, BROKE OPEN SKULLS. DAMNED COMMERCE STUDENTS. NTO ENOUGH WARM BRAIN MATTER TO FEED A ZOMBIE MOUSE!

WHAT'S PLAN B?


Commerce??? Give me a break! Ok, you might have enough for a small offering if you put them all together. You have to identify the head zombie.
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ruther4d said:
Can you lure them to a swimming pool nearby? Zombies hate water.


The swimming pool on top of the Maths and Physics building! That's the closesto one, get there now!
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vads? VADS???

Did you find the head zombie?

Did you offer him the brains?

vads?

oh no.
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are you a zombie?
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VADZ WAS SPOTTED LEAPING FROM THE VERO BUILDING ONTO THE LUMLEY HEADING TOWARDS LAW SCHOOL !!! HE WAS CARRYING 3 H2D BITCHES AND A BOTTLES OF JD. HE MUST BE DOING OK!!! Music
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Goddamn Zombies... Not only do they give me the creeps but they always ruin a good party....