Snippet from a UK magazine called DOESNTEXIST....
"HipHop music was started back in the 1970's by a female called Harietta. Her parents split when she was young because her father was jailed for killing a 12 year old in Manchester UK. Her mother (an alcoholic) moved in with her new boyfriend. Her new boyfriend became abusive and made Harietta live in the basement.
Harietta's mother was so terrified of her new chick beating boyfriend that she did not try to stop him from steeling Harriettas youth.
Harrietta found an old box of clothing in the basement. There was a baggy adidas sweater and some old mans jeans that were 8 sizes too big for her, but this was all she had to keep warm so she wore them anyway. This is why Hip Hop lovers where baggy clothes.
Under the box of clothes she found some broken down record players. She had nothing better to do so she got 2 of them going and started to play some old records belonging to the chick beater. She learned that if you try and stop the record with your hand it made a sratching noise and you could make 2 records sound good together while making them scratch. This is where scratching was invented.
There was a small window in the basement going out to the street. No one could ever hear her cries only the base and the scratching and Harrieta talking over the music. The basement noises soon caught on and little Harriettas music became the talk of the town.
One day someone went to find out where the sound was coming from. They discovered a pale little white girl, starving and scared. Harrietta was free at last. The town folk had her parents arrested and put her into foster care.
Her new family were the Ipkiss family and her mothers name was Hoppy, so Harietta's name became HARRIETTA IPKISS-HOPPY, but that was way too long so they shortened it to H.IP-HOP.
The new craze spread around the world and as with most stories... the truth became distorted and Harrieta was forgotten.....
and today... every man and his dog is trying to claim HIP HOP as thier own.
Such a sad story.
Oh well
I am in CHCH but coming up for DE LA... can't wait!