has any one got some good jokes

come on some one has to have some good jokes to sheare , ineed a good laugth

guy walks into a bar.....................


he says "ouch!"

whats brown and looks through your window?

a poo on stilts

hanson

purple

me working right now

ok then

this thread .....

yeah this thread is a bit of a joke went no where oh well

haha now that is a laugh the poster saying it sucks hahaha

next

VET: I'm terribly sorry but I am going to have to put your dog down.

OWNER: But why? I thought you said he was going to be fine.

VET: I did, he's just starting to get heavy.

there was a young man from Kentuckit, his d**k was so long he could suck it!

He said with a grin, wiping cum from his chin...

if my ear was a c**t I'd F**k it!.


A kinky young girl from Coleshill

tried a dynamite stick for a thrill

they found her vagina, in North Carolina

& bits of her tits in Brazil!

woo hooo, i got some, well i reckon they good but i wont post them coz this threads old..

ah but lisa, now that you brought it back to life it is now a new thread... please continue with ya joke(s)

im going to tell a very un-p.c joke

had me in stictches (yeah, i was twisted at the time) because it was so bad

why didn\'t superman save the day on Sept 11th?




because he\'s a cripple



sorry

umm its sick tho, but anyway..
Whats the best thing about fucking a 4 year old girl?
Turn her over and ya got a 4 year old boy..

A boy and a pedophile are out at night, walking towards the forest.
The boy says, \"It\'s dark! I don\'t like it! I\'m scared!\"
The pedophile says, \"You\'re scared! I\'ve got to walk back out of here on my own!\"

hehehehehe like the 2nd one haha

A crazy old hobo goes missing for 3 days. When he finally reappears for dinnner at the salvation army hall a concerned sally army major asks him where he had been.
\"well\", said the hobo, \"I was walking along the railway tracks between the domain and Parnell when I saw a young woman tied to the railway tracks with a train coming! I untied her, and she was so grateful we made pasionate love for 3 days!\" The major was impressed. \"What did she look like?\" He asked. \"Dunno\" replied the hobo, \"I never found her head\"...

Here\'s one for times when you\'re in
conversation with someone.

Tell them you saved a rape at some point, the
other day, last week, whatever....
when they question you in surprise and awe,
say: yeah, I changed my mind!

BBWWAAaahhhhhahahahahahahahahah

umm got another one..
what do ya do if ya come home from work and find ya wife on the couch watching tv?
drag her back the the kitchen and shorten the chain
hehe