Got a dollar?

Were you never 18?

Reckon, getting home was waaay down the list. Beer, more beer, tequila, more beer, hit someone up for pot, more beer.
Time to go home.....shit no money, fuck it, stand on the side of the motorway with my thumb out. Cops even gave me a ride as far as Papatoetoe once.

The above is reflective of why I no longer drink.

Shame you lived fricken miles away from Papatoetoe, or infact, fricken miles from anywhere.

heh, yep. I do seem to have a powerful attraction to long distances.
That could have been the real reason I was always in a band, just so I could score a ride everywhere. You seemed to be around at just the right time too!!

Oh and the cops thought it was quite funny to make me walk through Papatoetoe in the middle of the night, dressed like a bogan with long hair and all. I skulked from corner to corner, keeping my eyes peeled for over-zealous homies lookin to bash a skinny whitey.

I softened up on this somewhat to accommodate the bleeding heart liberal bollocks that has a hint of smug intellectual superiority that the libs are so used to believing they have on the rest of the great unwashed. Coming from me it's amusing too because I'm pretty damn liberal. But I'm also realistic. Sometimes people choose, yes choose to become beggars and live on the street. It's not my fucking problem if they have CHOSEN that life.

who took a shit in your weetbix smiley? Why have you turned into such a cunt.

You used to be cool, but now you just seem like a douche

Specifically what bit(s) is being cunty? Why?

I literally mean chosen btw, not coerced by shit circumstances.

You've never been cool and always been a douche

.. just saying.

I used to give the add gold coin to people all of the time when I was in town a lot during the day and walking around the CBD.

Not being in town so much during the day anymore I don't see these people as much...