Gav's Smurf name.

well I went to that name generator and was definatley not happy with the outcome.
"Erectile Dysfunctional Smurf" is not really the sort of name i'd like to use,cos its just not TRUE!!!
open to any suggestions as to what MY smurf name should be known as-(expecting page 3,sam,sarin,gedda and a few others to have a feild day with this one)

Erectile Dysfunctional Smurf

I was hannibal smurf! How sad is that?

Um - Smiley Smurf?

Um.... *thinking thinking*

skanky sheep shagging smurf would suit you gav

Is there something you're not telling me Gav?

I think gav should actually be known as "ultimate flatmate smurf", or maybe-"babe magnet smurf",cos he has SOOOO many women hitting on him at the clubs.
Shame he only has eyes for candy!
Is he in trouble yet?

*EVIL BIGGIES*

The Pick on Eye Candy day should cease at some stage shouldn't it?

*Please answer that yes!*

HEY! dont let them fool ya! I DO NOT have groupies,and the sheep incident was never proven beyond a doubt.
besides-It was gedda that was already on the farm when I got there,and the sheep was ALREADY walkin funny.
I want a name based around what you-(the people who's opinions mean more to me than gedda's monthly enima treatments do to him)think should reflect my persona,music,or all round good style.

-Fabulous Smurf?

-Super calafragilistic expealodocious Smurf?

*spell?*

hmmm not saying a word.

C'mon Caz!

hmmm how bout filtered disco pussy smurf

I was thinking Erectile Disfunctional Smurf may be a little harsh... so how bout... cant get it up smurf?

Ugly Smurf? No?

Dribbly Smurf? No?

Stumpy Smurf?


Then there's Dave:

Dirty Hasnt Washed in Months Breaks Smurf?

Smells Like GAVIN Smurf? Sorry, that was a little harsh.. I'll stop now.

Nope, the names i can come up with i'm not saying...

i will put ONE and see if Gav picks up on it

OONGY BOONGY smurf.

other than that i'd better not go any further...

hopefully he remembers what i am talking about...

As for you Eye Candy... lets cut him out of the picture all together... you and me?

Oh Caz - thought you'd never ask! hehehe

You were out Sat night to see him yea? thought it was you but was too afraid to ask..... wish now I'd said hi!!

I was babe. never be afraid to ask... i'm not THAT scary!

No- didn't think you were scary....just don't want to seem like I'm 'moving in' on the crew - Sarin, Keri, Gav, you etc...

I met Gav ages ago through Kate & carl - one of his mates....

Anyway, now I can say hi..... cut him outta the picture and it can be you and me babe ! heh.

i know Kate and Carl babe, he met them thru me! i've known Carl for about 6 years now... (sad huh)

- no Gav - you CANT WATCH OR GET INVOLVED! Mine.

hehehehehe *aaaaawwww* Just kidding! Yes all yours!

Ahhhhh - well I'm at uni with Kate, known her the last 3 years now...

Geez, what a small world!

WAY too small sumtimes. turns out johnyg is from that same crowd, and that i know him too...

Johnyg knows Kate and CArl too? OMG! Scary - well so far, it's a pleasure to meet ya

so far - being in a cyber way! I've heard all good things bout ya!

well he knows Brendan and all that lot so i assume that he would know Carl... hmmm... WAY too small a world.

Eye Candy, are we talking about me or Johnyg now?? that you've heard good things about that is...

mmmm I see - something to inquire about when I next talk to Johnyg......

Oh well - the more the merrier?!

Talking about you!

oh thats good then! *wonders what exactly she has heard* have to be honest havent heard that much about you other than your biggie name suits ya! looking forward to talkin to ya in person!

Thanks...only to an extent! Haven't heard lots and lots, but the important stuff like 'a good person' 'cool chick' and if you're with Gav then that's explanatory enough....don't think he'd have a floozy beneath his wing!

hahaaaha - how well do ya know gav... he he

and i am blonde...

I've had my moments....

Not very well...but I would hope I was on the right track? *scratches her head*

hehehe at what gav? being a floozy??

thats not to say i'm a floozy of course...

Or having one beneath your wing? hehe..

Caz you're no floozy!?

I HAVE to get some sleep you cheeky monkeys!

Take care and I'll see y'all when I'm back from Aussie...

xoxoxox

hehehe i probably could be if i wanted to Eye Candy!

Couldn't we all Caz? hehehe

have fun in aussie babe, and let us know when you come back so that we can all go out and party!!

and I still have no smurf style name locked down....
anyway-you guys have lost me altogether.

back to the drawing board gav.

Very lonely smurf.

lonely Babe? i'd better get off the net and keep you company then huh??

How about pussy whipped by Caz smurf