One times GA ticket to the event of the year (blah blah blah)
No seriously, It's going to fucking awesome - but it's not for me, not this year. I've decided to go chill on a beach instead.
But you, YOU, you lucky super trooper ... you should go and have fun.
You'll need this ticket though, so drop me some contact details and this $125 ticket is all yours.
Catch is that you'll need to arrange to get it from me before 6pm tomorrow (28th) because I'm leaving Auckland the next day for my bit of beach paradise.
Cheers ears