F..k You Santa

i didnt get anything

well you should have behaved a bit better forest you naughty boy!

hey dude, i have been

i quess he forgot i was in queenstown and not in onion ville!

Has anyone else seen that cool santa on speed e-mail thats going around?! ssssooooooooo funny!

Sorry dude, thought Santa was a home invader, took him out with my trusty 12 guage, so there will be a few people missing out this year.

thanks Colgate , last yr he gave me a whole pile of shit!

what where his last words if u caught them by any chance ?

haha

Hey Colgate, incoming Apple Pie at 6 oclock!

Think he was trying to say "Yo mumma wasn't just kissing santa clause"

Mmm. Hot apple pie, how'd you know it was my favourite Dr J?

Dr.J, your present was way better than any of the crap Santa gave me this year

E xcellent

nice. my ma gave me a home made voucher that intitles me to 1 whole day of shopping! how stoked am I???

Colgate, I was actually referring to that shitty Colgate Total ad, it always cracks me up ;D

And Rincess, that voucher is actually a food stamp, and your mum wants you to go do the groceries