Festive?
for those like myself whom never go to malls, don't listen to radio stations like classic hits nor actually find themselves ever in a situation this might be the background muzak on offer
here it is your one biggie stop for festive cheer
Happy Festivus
and remember to act like a uptight christian at a diabolist rally at your christmas function cause god knows we're not meant to have fun with our peers (fuck you newspaper hacks)