Favourite movie quote?

"Dont mistake lack of talent for genius"

wax assassin - that is either cute, or some sick
shit. (depends whether its Casper the ghost, or
Casper from KIDS...)

1. "whats that?"
2. "its a pie machine - chickens go in, pies come out"
1. "ooooh what kind of pies?"

Chicken Run

i like that willy wonka quote afterburner!

'Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France? .. A royale with cheese'

cud have missed afew werds out .. sorry O_o

"wheres the toilet?"
"around the corner"

Every club is different, but in the asylum, it's the manager.....
He has a string of homeboys dishing the pukka e's to the party people in the club,
He makes the most coin from this enterprise; his homies will make a couple of quid on each pukka.

His homies are also scoping for other dealers on the block,
Once they find an illegitimate dealer, they report him to the bouncers.
The bouncers grab him, nab his stash, and kick him out with a physical warning.

What's your name.....
What have you had.......
Reach for the lasers......
Safe as fuck.


And.....

"I dunno Tom.....seems expensive..."
"Seems......well this seems to be a waste of my time. That, is nine hundred nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in, and you're complaining about two hundred........... what school of finance did you study....
It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fuckin' century, in fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it......."
"Alright, alright, keep your allen's on....... Here's a ton....."
"JESUS CHRIST, you could choke a dozen donkey's on that........ what do you do when you're not buying stereos Nick....finance revolutions??!! And you're arguing over one hundred quid"
"One hundred pound is still one hundred pound"
"Not when the price is two hundred pound it's not, and especially not when you've got half of Liberia's national deficit in your skyrocket, now come on, let me feel the fibre of your fabric!"


Brilliant.......

From Natural Born Killers, scene where guy at gas station goes down on Mallory Knox on the bonnet of a car:

"Thats the worse fucken head Ive ever had, next time dont be so FUCKEN eager!" - *blows his brains out*

Nice!

Token Cheese..

"Dont be anyone's slogan, cause you are poetry"

-28 Days

n|ck - When did you see Jay & Silent Bob? We dont open it till 31 January??! Do you know someone that works at a cinema??

Pluto - there was an advance screening for people who yes, work for the cinema or something. I dunno how nlck saw it, in fact I cant remember how I got a ticket. But its a very, very funny film.

Heres a quote I just found in a film and LOVE! Its the final words in "Better Living Through Circuitry":

"Let go of all your inhibitions and just dance your fucking socks off, because that letting go process will open you up"

Is a lot cooler after you've just watched the awesome film....

"fly my pretties - fly"

suck me beautiful !!!!!!!!!!!!!

my friends call me nova as in cassa nova !!

sorry scooby didn't see that you had already posted my quote ooooops

"as you wish" princess bride the best film i have ever seen closely followed by willow - mad mordigan !!!! pigs pigs your all pigs oink oink!

from clerks

"37!! my girlfriends sucked 37 dicks"

"in a row?"

from a very sick movie that i got forced to watch by Sarin, "freddy got fingered" -
after being hit by a truck

" I wasnt expecting that to happen!"

"...in the morning... I'm having waffles!"

Shrek

"we are the knights that say NEE! - now bring us a shurbbery!"

"I've ad worse! - its just a flesh wound, now come back & fight like a man"

"may your armpits be infested by the flees of a thousand camels!"

"bring out your dead - "I'm not dead" - yes you are now shut up!"

"one meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelion dollars!"

"just one more wafer thin sir?" - "no FUCK OFF!"

"evey sperm is beautiful, every sperm is great, if a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irrate"

"no no no, don't eat those ones......Ooohhhhhh hahahahahahahahaha"

"hows my driving man?" - "were parked!"

"Oh no I'm freakin out! I ain't neva done no acid like that before man, I'm gunna die!!!!" - "don't frak out man, - melllllooooowwww, meellloooowww, aaaaauuuuuummmmmmmmm - - - - BOO!!!!"

Snatch, Vinnie Jones
"Oh so your obviously the big dick and the men on either side of you are your balls.There are 2 types of balls, there are big brave balls and mincy faggot balls. Now dicks lack clarity and vision, they're not clever. They smell the pussy and want a piece of the action. You thought you smelt some good old pussy.But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that would make you wish you were a woman. Like a prick your having second thoughts, your shrinking and your 2 little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got replica branded on the side of your guns and the fact that I have desert eagle .50 branded on mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now, fuck off"

"I'm doin you a favour Keithy, youv'e got a head that needs regular panelbeating"

The weekend has landed!
All that exisists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties.
I've got 48 hours off from world man
I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle,
I'm gonna talk codshit to strangers all night,
I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor.
The free radicals inside me are freakin' man.
Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter popper, I'm going to never never land with my chosen family....

from American Pie 2

\"He\'s my bitch\"...

Lovin it!@!!!

\"Would you like a battery operated vagina with your purchase?\"

-9mm

Forest Gump

\"and thats all i have to say about that\"

\"he shot me right in the buttock\"

\"That\'s a great idea, great! but more of a long term thing, first we have to focus on more immediate goals\"

The weekend has landed speech by jip in Human Traffic.

Bilbo Baggins, relaxing with Gandolf:

\"Ahh, this is some good weed...\"

\"hi im jim. I\'m not much but im all i think about..\" Vertical Limit (dudes name isnt jim but i cant remember..)

Happy Gilmore-\"You can trouble me for a nice warm glass of shut the hell up, now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep, check out the nametag, your in my world now Grandma.\"

Tally from Kids-\"Virgins, I love em, no skank, no diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, just pure pleasure.\"

\"Thats the great thing about school girls, the older I get, they just stay the same age\" AND \"Check ya laterrrrrrrrr\" BOTH FROM DAZED AN CONFUSED