Favourite movie quote?

My current fave is from the Matrix (saw it for the 1st time this weekend, thanks to MissL)...

"...take that red pill of yours and shove it up your ass!"

I think my interpretation was not what the scriptwriters intended.

If anyone can quote the never gamble with a sicilian when death is on line bit from Princess Bride, I'd be grateful. The same goes for the "Neil, Neil orange peel" monologue from the young ones.

http://www.quotegeek.com/Movies/

now everyone go run off and practice you copy and paste skills

i love anything from scarface - fucking great movie =]~

"I'll kill anybody that gets in the way of me killing anybody"
Graham Chapman in Yellowbeard

well not really me fav.... but can't think of me favourite right now.

so many good quotes....and such a bad memeory.....

"you got joint" - "nah man, not on me man".
"it'd be a lot cooler if you did"!!

Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk baby, that's all.

Ash: You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town.

oh the big long quote from "fear and loathing in Las Vegas" someone posted it in the enhanced forum...

Sheila: I may be bad...but I feel gooood.

"...Oh what a womans purse you have my lord, I'll wager that purse has never been used as a liferaft with sixteen drunken sailors tossing in it..."

"...Treat your planes like you do your women, jump inside them twice a day and take em to heaven..."

From differing BlackAdder series..

"...Nice tits Flo, thems perfection.."
"...Get off the road ya farkin lunatic..."

Bad Boy Bubby

From Demon Seimen:


...mmmmmmm..slurp..mmmmm.slurp..oohhh.mmmmm.ooohhh.....yeah.mmm.yeah baby..mmm.yeah.oh.oh.oh.yeah.yeah.oh.yeahhhh.FUCK YES YES YES... end of quote

Yeah Bliss that one cracked me up from Dazed and Confused. Not on me... Well lets go back and fucking get it then.

I love the quote in Fear and Loathing... Can't stop here, it's bat country!

From the rock:

Mason: Your best? Losers always whine about their best; Winners go home and fuck the Prom queen.

"whats my name!!!"
"say my name, BITCH!!!" hehehe

or "why dont you go grab a spoon"
"huh, why?"
"so you can go eat out of your ass!" hehehe

yeah thats a goodie sarin

"Guns dont kill people, People kill people"! (DMX in Romeo Must Die)

"Asumptions are the mother of all fuck ups" (cant remember the movie might be 1 of the "die hard" movies)

heh the jay and silent bob quote.

"What the fucks the internet??"

lol - classics - How could I have forgotten Blackadder?! The pinnacle of my formative TV years.

"My what an... original... perfume *gag*"

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
from a woody allen movie (can't remember which one)

This is cool. See how many hundreds of posts we can get on this, Rowie those are both WICKED.

More from Die Hard:

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

John McClane: Yippee kiy yay, motherfucker!

rowie- Under siege 2

....I will strike down on thee with great vengenace and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother for you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengenace upon thee"

pulp fiction

here's the one:

Man we had two bags of grass,seventy five pallets of mescaline five sheets of high powered blotter acid,a salt shaker half full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of uppers,downers,laughers,screamers...
Also,a quart of tequila,a quart of rum,a case of beer,a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.Not that we needed all that for the trip,but once you get a serious drug collection,the tendency is to push it as far as youcan.The only thing that worried me was the ether.There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than aman in the depths of an ether binge,and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

happy gilmore

Grandma: Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me get to sleep.
Nursing Home Attendant: You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!

Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter: ...no...

"you got knocked the fuck out"

Friday and next Friday

Hepas of quotes from those two. Hahahahha

stussy - yep, scarface is pretty wicked, can't get it at any vid shops tho...do you know where i could get a copy?

American Pie 2

"Now shake hands and make up"

"SHAKE THIS"

Gary Potter: You gotta rise above it, you gotta harvest the good energy and block out the bad. Harvest energy, block bad. Feel the flow, feel it, it's circular. Its like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, and you go up and down and around...in a circular circle with the music, the flow, all good things.
Happy: Yeah, yeah. Well, nice to meet you, but I gotta go golf...psycho.

Hello FIGHTCLUB!!

Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up, then

Tyler Durden: You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Narrator: This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

Tyler Durden: Self-improvement is masturbation

DR BEAT... Eiziekle 25:17, the path of the righteous man is bisect on all sides by the selfish and terraney of evil men, blessed is he, who in the name of belivelence, shepards the weak thru the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brothers keeper and the finder of lost souls, and I will strike down on thee with great vengenace and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother for you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengenace upon thee

"sssssshit ffuck .....whore ! big.. big big titties....ha ha vulva - anus licker"
Deuce Bigalow - tereyts girl

Dr. Evil: No, Mini-Me, we do not knaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him.

Dr. Evil: Mini me, stop humping the laser. Why don't you get a frickin' room already?

Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

Nice Scooby. I was lookin for Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction quotes. Off to find Snatch...

In the mean time:

"How in the hell do you get fired on your day off?"

"Now THAT'S how you drive!!!" - Will smith, Bad
Boys.

"Looks like someone is in need of a little
therapy..... what's your name.... I think I'm going
to take you to lunch." Ryan Phillipe, Cruel
intentions.

"I do get sick of fucking these stupid little
manhattan debutantes." Ryan Phillipe, Cruel
Intentions.

Heh babboys got the goodies too

"Oh so now i'm playing cop"

I'm going to do some work... After I've shared this:

Ray Boyd: Do you know that the human head weights eight pounds?
Jerry: Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only 6 years has passed for 16-303 yards?
Ray: Do you know that the bees and dogs can smell fear?
Jerry: Did you know that the career record for hits is 4.256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?
Ray: Do you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
Jerry: I..I can't compete with that!

Hudson: Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man, now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Thankyou sccoby., I used to know the whole thing off my heart but obviously no longer.

Gotta love all the Friday quotes.

Sarin its - "you gotta be a stupid mutha fucka to get fired on your day off"

Nice one bruvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

"i didnt come to vietnam to get eaten by no fucking tiger"
"charlie dont surf"
"i love the smell of napalm in the morning......it smells like.......VICTORY"

Apocalypse Now - Best Movie - Best Quotes - Ever

BlissP: videon has scarface - i thought most vid stores had it. I have a copy on tape.

acid house: "no, dinnae shite in mae mooth.... oh ya... oh shite in mae mooth! shite in mae mooth!"

blackadder: "i have a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weazel"

once were warriors: "cook the man some fuckin eggs"

me, myself and irene: "just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone"

human traffic: the whole sequence when they're really fucked with such parts as "we're in the clouds now... we're spacemen, orbiting the earth.. and the world looks beautiful from here man..." and ending in "what the fuck was I just talking about?"

human traffic: "the emperor wants to control outer space, yoda wants to explore inner space. Thats the fundamental difference between the good and the bad sides of the force"

clockwork orange (needs to be in context): "I was cured alright"

the whole of fear and loathing in las vegas is genius - the book is excellent as well. Same goes with most of fight club.

So many more... mental blocks... cant think of more but theres thousands and thousands.

Randal: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

Randal: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Dante: "Empire".
Randal: Blasphemy!
Dante: "Empire" had the better ending. Luke loses his hand and finds out Vader is his father. Han is frozen and captured by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. Just like in real life. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

Randal: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

Dr Beat: Cheers, but is that when the friend says it or his dad?

Can someone help me on this one.

From lock stock and two smoking barrels.

"you come in hear carrying a ahlf commad girl ova one shoulda and two bags of fertiliser on the other. You dont look like your average horti fucken culturist do you".

PULP FICTION

J"so how many guys are up there?"

V"dunno 3 maybe 4"

J" and thats including our guy?"

V"not sure"

J"so youre saying that we could have up to 5 unfriendly's up there?"

V"guess so"

J"we definately shouldve brought shot guns"

Banky: Archie all right? Archie and the Riverdale gang were a pure and fun loving bunch. You cna't fing dysfunction in those comics, because they were just flat out wholesome.
Hooper: Archie and Jughead were lovers.
Banky: Shut the fuck up.
Hooper: It's true. Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch- that's why Jughead wear the crown looking hat all the time: he's the king of queen Archie's world.
Banky: Man, I feel a hate crime coming on.

Ahhh yes that would be his friend.

Oooh yeah. Monty Python

You just HAVE to go here:
http://www.quotegeek.com/Movies/Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail/

Ace: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!

Friday

"Everytime I come in the kitchen - your in the kitchen, eating up all the food, all the chicken, all the hotdog, all the hogmos. I like chitlin I like hotdogsd I want some Hoooogmossss.

Anyone who spends much time in the chat room will know my favourite quote (its my quit message).

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

... Hunter S. Thompson - Fear and Loathing

"I would've Gotten Away with It If It Werent For Them Pesky Kids"

Bad Guy In A Mask Scooby Doo the movie

Cheers Sarin
those r some cool ones!

Scooby: u legend thats were it from!

c'mon guys, stop using the net and start using ya brains... any can cut 'n' paste, but can ya actually remember them haha

hehe me & my quotes
2001: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave..."
fullmetaljacket: "I AM, in a world...of shit!"
"god has a hard-on for marines, because we kill everything we see..."
the killing: "YOU'RE wrong nigger!"
fear & loathing: "a dogs fucked the pope? no fault of mine!"

"Thats not a knife!! Now this is a knife" (Mick Dundee)

Caster Troy: If I were a peach... No, let me rephrase. If I were to let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful?

hehe me & my quotes
2001: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave..."
fullmetaljacket: "I AM, in a world...of shit!"
"god has a hard-on for marines, because we kill everything we see..."
the killing: "YOU'RE wrong nigger!"
fear & loathing: "a dogs fucked the pope? no fault of mine!"

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH HOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

THE BIG LEBOWSKI!!!!

Walter: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Dude: Yeah, but Walter--
Walter: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish.

Donny: I am the Walrus.
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
Donny: They posted the next round of the tournament--
Walter: Donny, shut the f--when do we play?

Walter: He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger--
Dude: The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.
Walter: Near the In-and-Out Burger--
Donny: Those are good burgers, Walter.
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
Dude: Yeah.
Walter: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
Dude: Oh!
Walter: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederass.
Donny: What's a... pederass, Walter?
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Donny: We'll be near the In-and-Out Burger.
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny. We'll, uh, brace the kid--he'll be a pushover. We'll get that fucking money, if he hasn't spent it already. Million fucking clams. And yes, we'll be near the, uh--some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fucking troubles are over, Dude.

rowie- Pulp fiction, the start of it..

i know ALL Quentin Tarintino movies off by heart

Metro:
the bad guy (forget his name but the quote is cool)

"When you think you're fuckin' them, they're fuckin' you!! "

"Thats Mr Potato Head to you, you backstabbing murderer!!"..

Taken from the infamous Toy Story and manages to crack me up every time I hear it!!

And my FAVOURITE at the moment:

Jesus: Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull
any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes click.
Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Now I MUST get back to work :o)

"im Maximus something else something else. Father to murdered son, husband to a murdered wife"

Some help with the name?

Oscar winning Line!!

"peek-a-boo you fucks you"

Larry: Well, opinions are like assholes, your Honor. Everybody's got one.

The People vs. Larry Flynt

hehe me & my quotes
2001: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave..."
fullmetaljacket: "I AM, in a world...of shit!"
"god has a hard-on for marines, because we kill everything we see..."
the killing: "YOU'RE wrong nigger!"
fear & loathing: "a dogs fucked the pope? no fault of mine!"

"HERE'S JOHNNY!!"

Yeah, fucking Army of Darkness.

And from Clerks -
-"Try not to suck any dick on the way through the carpark!"

See me, I'm quicker on the draw than jessie
james my son, Ay ay.... I'm sending smoke
signals tonto style, you know what I mean. I
wouldn't say no to a girlfriend you know what I
mean, how nice it would be to drink the white
wine from the furry cup, you know. I just can't be
arsed with the hassle part of the dating game,
do you know what I mean? Having a
relationship just ain't top of the pops at the
moment you know?. I'm having sex with music
mate and believe me, I can go all night, I swear
on my mothers life I'm having the best time
being off my pickle, and feeling the music. You
know what I mean?


-Human traffic

its surreal but nice...

--notting hill--

''they're all pink on the inside''

not sure what he meant tho..

yeh if you want to be pedantic about it both fear
and loating in las vegas and fight club were
book quotes first.

to answer the original proncess bride post
lucan the best i can remember is this:

there are two things you should always
remember, my masked friend. one: never get
involved in a land war in asia, and two: never get
involved with a sicilian, when DEATH is on the
line! A HAHAHA! A HAHAHAH! *suddenly keels
over and dies*

" SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!" ==W==

Three words ? Suck my dick!


-Tom Cats

One of my all time fav's-Dirty harry(clint Eastwood)

Harry: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

n e quote from evil dead !

"You suck, Dick" - Dick *the classic movie*

'there is no spoon'

"that's not a joint man. That's a toothpick"

smell that boys......thats napalm..... I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

(you know what from)

WHATSSSSUPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Dodge this?" - Matrix

"Eat a dick" - Swordfish

"If I were a peach... No, let me rephrase. If I were to let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful?" - Face off

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - The Usual Suspects

"Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man, now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?" - Aliens

"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?" - Blade Runner

"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams." - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." - Clerks

the whole adam sandler movie!!!!!!!!!
Billy maddison!

Luke...Let The Force Be With You

"get in my belly"
"i got bigger chunks of corn in my crap"

Austin Powers

'Fuck it, lets go bowling'

Big Lebowski

"I'LL BE BACK"!!!

"ASTA la VISTA, BABY"!

lol
Scooby dont know how nobody got that one earlier
its a classic!!

i know

hehe

DO U WANNA SHAG NOW OR SHAG LATER!!

From the classic Austin Powers

don't worry its only me.....casper.

`puff puff pass'

Awww...cmon Keithy...it's only a scratch mate!!!!

Chopper

"dont ever touch a black man's stereo boy, you can do that shit in china, but ova here that'll get ya killed"!!

"here, wipe ya self off, youre dead"

Rush Hour

This one time at band camp........ American Pie
Say my name bitch! American Pie

Hi, I would like to buy a vowl. Groove

'Some peolpe like to baste their turkeys i just like to lick it.'

and

'MY GERMS'

My favorite quote of all time, not from a movie, but from the guy who wrote ‘Bright Lights, Big City’

“A man needs 4 thing to survive, food, shelter, pussy, and strange pussy”

Sorry ladies don’t flame me for it. But I know the guys are appreciating it.