Fuuuuuck this is lulz as fuck
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10824133
"Federated Farmers has hit out at Ewen Macdonald as callous, malicious and untrustworthy after revelations he is guilty of killing calves and sabotaging property."
"Andrew Hoggard, Federated Farmers Manawatu-Rangitikei provincial president, said Macdonald's actions were inexplicable."
"We genuinely thought crimes like this were committed by some low-life toe-rag who'd never worked a decent day in their life. It is a real shock to discover MacDonald has admitted to what are acts of sabotage."
"Frankly, I can't understand the rhyme or reason."
"As a farmer, Macdonald well knows there are codes of animal welfare on how we treat our stock. I have never heard anything untoward about how he treated his own stock, so how could he sneak onto another farmer's property to kill their calves?"
"MacDonald also knows how hard it is to produce quality milk. Milk the lifeblood of any dairy farm and I cannot understand why anyone would maliciously and callously empty a vat."
"These are cold and calculating actions."
Boohoo fucking hoo. Yes, farmers are sometimes bad people too, not all of them are fucking saints. And hey look, one of you turned out to be a murderous whackjob! Just like those big city folk!