embarassing things to do with sex

My girlfriend stayed the night on one christmas eve, came downstairs in the morning to the lounge and dad says to us in front of the rellys "should probably oil those bed springs son" no shame dad . pretty tame but embarassing

Girls get really embarrassed when they queef. Crack up.

Wicked moodkiller but!


*pbbbbb*

LOL @ DrJ

hahahaha @ DrJ!!

When ya have to stop half way through for a piss.

Once I was over at an ex's, and her mum walked in as we were goin at it. We tried to act like we were just 'playfighting' (she knew we were boning but that's irrelevant) and she then continued having a yarn about whatever with her mum. Thing is, I hadn't the time or the space to pull out! Eeek! So there she is, yacking with her mum as the weiner is still in the bun, no sauce. Yet. Then just as her mum finishes yarning and we think we're in the clear, she ASKS whether I'm 'in' at the time?!?! And she got an honest answer, then shrugs and walks out with a grin?


OOooooOoOokey

Not bein able to get it up coz youve had to much drugs is pretty imbarassing

When the cat comes in and jumps up on the bed and walks up for a good close look/tries and sits on you....not embarrassing but bloody funny....'specially my cat 'cause she does this weird staring thing, talk about put u off...lol

I've heard many a disturbing 'she peed' and 'she pooped' story. Thank goodness I didn't find any 'scatty' ladies in my time.

Had a girlfriends mum walkin to the b'room while about to hop in the shower she stood there for what seemed like hours staring (only a few seconds) then walked off couldn't talk to her for a while after.To this day i'll never know what she was thinkin ( maybe, he's not good enough for my little girl)

That scene in Trainspotting.

Haha, getting stared down by the cat Did it sniff around your genitals as you went at it? Haha sicko!

Gimpgirl, hahaha i totally know what u mean, cats just stare at everything, they always wanna nosey around when you are doing the deed.

And then they just decide to settle down and watch the action........i dont think so, they get a short sharp shift outta the room!

I bet there's some reincarnated soul sitting in that cat, watching, going "Oooh if only I could wank with these paws"

Try seeing what a kitten does when your going for it, I think I would rather the cat stare than have the kitten start attacking you because it thinks your playing with it...good way to loose your rythym and to get holes in your ass

lol @ DrJ, although cats do lick their asses alot, maybe they aren't cleaning after all?????

Getting up the morning after and calling her by
the wrong name :O

Its all the drugs fault!

or her flatmates name!!! oops

yeh i think the worst is when u cant get it up......oh its sooo embarrasing because she thinks its her and im sitting there going....go up go up DAMN DRUGS!!

i have one of "those" cats. she gets jealous even when i hug my boyf, and starts meowing and staring. what a tart.

when my cat snazzi saw feet sticking out the end of the duvet and thought it was a mouse or something and stuck all ten claws into my girlfriends feet and she jumped about 5 feet in the air screaming.

oh kaysha im shocked!

had this girl over one night while my parents were away. we did it in places all over the house that my parents would have killed me if they found out. which they did. why? cause she was a bloody loud one and woke the neighbours, who, pissed off, narked on me.

bastards......