Drum Roll Please.................

well c\'mon....

druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

its in the mail pal.

LOUDER

DRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRD
RDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRRDRDRD
RDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRD...........................
bootoomp boomp!!

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

i can give you one with my bum

what the? random. !

one what ;]

what were we drumrolling?

the drum roll and to accompany the drumroll we need to have someone how knows how to play the flute with their arse- we could have an arse playing orchestra --- i\'m bored - everyone his leaving in the chat room!!!

chat sux, i cant type that quick and i get bored easy. how was your holiday seren?

Ok,


thankyou.









the confirmed lineup for our wee party on Jan 18th at MIX is as follows:


Please put your hands together and prepare to bump your funk thing in this burning urn of churning dark twisted beating heart underground FUNK


No longer an up `n\' comer - undoubtably one of New Zealands hottest tallents -
Mr. Darryl Milne.

After his highly acclaimed sets at the Gathering and elswhere around the globe - The man from Bedrock returns to Auckland one night only. The Funk Factory very proudly presents:
Mr. Austin Leeds (USA) - 3 hours.

And, well, what words can describe this man?
Master turntablist, and the guy who just does!
Mr. Greg Churchill.

intimate - for the soul - undergound

Decks will be 3
CDJs will be 2

350 people ONLY - thats not many between the steaming tallents on the decks........... & you.

R18

NO ATTITUDES

$20

first come first serve.

email us - thefunkfactory@hotmail.com

Be.

clap clap clap clap clap clap
yay yay yay im there yay yay yay

not bad cartman - when can i give you a wedgy in the flesh instead of always on boards?? How was yours? Manage to lose V yet?

ferk, nice one, extremely nice one!!

come along to this seren. and i will show u a good time

shout me a ticket haha

one good deed will deserve another tho

me you and jass should go and cause trouble

if you cause trouble, I will electrocute you.

shit yes, most defenatly. paint the town cycerdelic colours.

umm, I think thats Psychedelic

not at the party dude, no way.

oh yeah, i never got my PHd tho ;]

ouch!
Ferkstas got a taser?

neither did I, I used spell check.

no taser, just two bits of wire, a bath tub, and alot of patience.

spel what?
i dont get paid to spel sorry.

No Ferksta- really i\'m a good girl i make a great patron

SICKO
what type of gig are you planning man?

did someone say nipple clamps? (for men that is - oh dear, what am I saying, for hetrosexual men if thats what takes your fancy sir thank you very much)

O.K.
I am soooo coming now WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ill be there with my leathers and whip.

seren, are u going to wear your leathers?

no more


I can take no more.


My parting statement will be this:


Austin Leeds will twist your little world unto the underground.

intimate - for the soul - underground

Be.

I second that.

AUSTIN LEEDS will move you to another planet,
and the drop you to the deepest cave.

He is fucking exelent.

PLUR

nice suspensefull post there ferksta...although a little SHOCKING in parts...(haha,get it?)
will be a wicked night,y\'all,shame I cant get there,gotta WORK(sigh-sympathy please,small violins muchly appreciated)

Cartman i will only wear my leathers if you lick my boots hehe !!! oh the boredom!!!
Nah only if you lick Jass\' ass

look i\'ve told u one and ill tell u again, NO 3 sum O.K.
me and Jass arnt like that. well im not.

please persuade Jass to pose for me- trying to launch my new mag called \"baby dicks\"

LMAO teeheehee

and on that note, im off to bed bye bye
PLUR

all the excitement too much for you cartman !! in other words off to bed means time for \"choke the chicken\" session

its jerry springer time for me....all my flatmates have pissed off up north till tomorow so the house is like a morgue....laterz

nice to meet you samhill if you remeber me