dpt!

Hi, I'm missing you!!

Where have you been?

Ive been missing you too!

Hassle me more, no one quite does it like you.

hello
i'm back
ive had a tough weekend out and about
i'm feeling a bit on the sick side.

sorry guys, i'll make up for it

go on, hassle me!!

Hang on, I'll start...


Dpt: your a dick.

Now your turn...

umm

you're a mean nasty person, the kinda person that would stand on a kitten if they could!

nasty!

Grrrr!

I haven't been hassled by you in ages, surely it's my turn?

No moo..

i wouldn't dream of saying anything remotely mean to you!

Good, it was a test. You've passed

Love you!!! xxx

one step closer to being a bovine knight.

um, your mother likes to ....nah wont go there..

your a gimp

dpt's mother is to good to make fun of. C'mon dpt. Surely your up to it. After all, you are your mothers son. And she's always up for it!

ha ha ha ha ha ha x lots

sjb - as i was driving home from wellington yesterday i saw your mother on the side of the road in Taihape - she was wearing a sandwich board 'urinal for sale - free to a good home - apply within'

are you guys that hard up for cash?

but anyway, i had a piss and she took it well, so i gave her 5c.

it was like giving a lighter to someone who had never seen fire before, she was excited!

Dpt: will you marry me?

dpt

Me and a few guys from Mt Roskill 1st fifteen were having a few beers down the pub when all of a sudden this hulk-of-woman slowly sqeezed her way through the double doors. She was wearing a toto and carrying a tin can. She then proceeded to dance around like a prize heffer being shocked by a cattle prod. Me and the guys started throwing 10c pieces at her and it was amazing what she could do with a pint glass, a bucket of fish and a rubber glove. You should be proud. Very proud.