Describe your favorite movies

In the most boring/simple way possible.

(Thanks for the idea reddit!)

A household rug is defiled, with various consequences.

A man has an epiphany in the wilderness.

is that the one which should really read "stupid selfish man who dies trying to show how unselfish he is"?

it has a decent soundtrack...

dead people try to eat you. you run.

A slave kills some people then dies.

A midget finds a ring and disposes of it.

Man in white fights the system.

couple threeway solo money shot

replicants rule

Teenagers over throw imperialist government.

French guy teaches disenfranchised youth.

Mans stapler stolen, burns down workplace

Middle aged man has sex for the first time

Two women endure a crockery shortage.

Can't figure out hardly any of these aside from LOTR and Into The Wild..."people try to eat you. You run" could be one of many zombie flicks

"Young girl escapes war; returns to her real family" - Pans Labyrinth

Man hates job, quits

Problems at a theme park results in closure.

Zombieland?

Jurassic Park

Dead beat meets stuck up bitch in Brooklyn discothèque.

Man spits in hand.

A man and his colleagues share several dreams.

Harry Potter and the Guilt Free Tug.

alien chick nails taxi driver. world saved.

Man hates his job.

(Office Space)

Woman is a terrible babysitter.

(The Labyrinth)

@ Labyrinth

Clown gets stuck in drain, citizens refure to help.

that was exactly what I meant - generic zombie movie.
i swear, they are cool stories bro.

5th element


Lots of dead bodies, but saves his daughter

A full lunar cycle completed since the event.

Commando ?

robot goes berserk at wrong time.

yep!

Truck driver establishes relationship with estranged son.

Blind man adopts fetish lifestyle.

Fetishist makes out with former Shortland Street actor.

*heh, this has to be a tricky one*

Elderly man voyaging through South America is surprised to find he is the father of travelling companion.

Yoga enthusiast tangles with local businessman.

Dour girl entrances sparkly gent.

Dour girl entrances body builder.

Dour girl toys with affections of sparkly chap and body builder.

*three separate films*

Balding invalid takes in disaffected youth.

Effervescent psychopath endangers children.

Convicted kidnapper brings down corrupt television presenter; scores Stockholm syndrome sufferer.

Middle-aged group visit Seaworld. Also time travel.

btw I forgot this was meant to be favourite movies, though most of these are ace

Criminals discuss fast food and foot fetishism.

Man gets really fucked up on island... goes home.

Criminals argue chromatic preferences.

great thread idea

If this is what I think it is, this was the first movie I have ever walked out of.

Is the lead actor a renowned model train enthusiast? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-C0wbFf3I8

Trash disposal robot punches above weight

Young indigenous girl utilizes whale as highly respected mode of conveyance.

Also share its name with a BBW movie...

Man wears reptilian jacket to be different.

Negro gets more than he bargained for in second hand store basement.

Girl hallucinates about Mila Kunis. Stabs herself.

Escaped convict tries to help save humans from aliens. most die.

Blind man takes a book to San Francisco.

Factory owner hires workers from German state.

bipeds. lots of them.

Some of these movies STILL sound interesting and not boring at all.

Especially "Girl hallucinates about Mila Kunis. Stabs herself." Giggity giggity! (except for the stabbing part).

Lawyer rides around in back of a Lincoln and is mean to client.