Google knows how it goes
Dashing through the snow, on a V8 wonder sled,
crashing into trees, cuz im off my fucking head
Been smoking billys too, a dozen beers or more,
im heading for the red light zone to get myself a whore!
Oh jingle bells jingle bells Santas smoking weed!
Mrs Clause is on the floor, shes overdosed on speed.
Blitzens fucked the elves are too, their peaking off their heads
and if Rudolph snorts another line the prick will end up dead!
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS