BAAAAARHAHAHAHHA
Wallet stolen - AT THE BANK! I turn my back and leave it on the counter where you fill out the form, bank a cheque, hardly get out the door and realise i left it there, go back in and it's gone - I left it right in front of a security camera!
I've reported it to the Met and the bank were really helpful, saying they will hold the tapes, but I won't get anything back and even if they catch the person no doubt they'll just get counselling and a hug.
Only about £20 in cash and a £30 HMV voucher, but the bad thing is it had my cards and drivers license and work pass so they know where I work and where I live and my bank account details.
BAAARAARHAHHAHA!!!!