Childish names.

Yesterday Miles Davis did a classic segment in the afternoon segment on Radio Sport yesterday. Names that are funny, purely from a completely immature perspective. He tried to name a Rugby team, a Cricket team and a Football team. They must have played representative sport in some form. Don't just make up names and put them here. Obviously some poetic license is needed. Let's try and fill out a starting team for all 3 sports. Managers and coaches also welcome!

Some Football goodies:
Semen
Arshavin
Burt ('burnt') Schneider

Rugby:
Grewcock
Cockburn
Weepu

Cricket:
Sidebottom


There are heaps, hopefully your internet 'skillz' can source some good ones. Once we have a few we can put them in position.



gc.

Isn't there a halfback from Sth Africa called 'De Cock'?

How bout Grant Batty (Boy)

Yeah

Du Toy & Du Koch (spelling?) should definitely be in there. A bloke rang up radio sport and said his Mrs liked to watch the Saffers play, just for 'da toy and da cock'.

There's that Sharks fella called Kockott now too.



gc.

Just looked it up...Neil De Kock.

Quote from a news article about a tackle (heh) he made...

you mean Seaman?

Arsenal's manager Arsene Wenger, sounds like Arson and Wanker

Andrew Hore, a hooker no less!

Doesn't really count, but anyone caled Bell invariably gets heckled with: BELLEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Has a better ring when you just say:

A Hore


:>

Wylie Human

Always cracked me up