Cat piss

Anyone else ever had probs with cats pissing/spraying all over your doorstep? Frigging stinks! so strong!

Kill it.

There's about 10-15 strays around where I am...next door neighbour feeds them. wonder if cat pisses on her doorstep.

LOL you live next to a crazy cat lady

Yes I have. Boiling water works well.

i've just tried white vinegar and water...will see if that works.

The smell of burning cat flesh is worse than the piss though surely?

Get a cat. A badass one. It will scare all the other cats away.

or a tiger

tigers r speshul

Try putting a coke bottle filled with water on the mat. Seemed popular with front lawns in the 80s

@ cheesing, my first thought also ^_^

Hire some disadvantaged youth to patrol your house

You'd be surprised.

Cat puke

On my? bed

S'not right

Just got fed

Yes, I knew there had to be a method involving google, electricity (appears to be a car battery) and the natural conductivity of cat liquid
Startling video footage confirms effectiveness of method on surprised peeing cats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8

on a gooseberry bush?

Big time!