police are looking for a pakeha male in a rain coat, he was last seen in nelson harrasing the local flora and fauna, and police suspect he may have stowed away in OB1\'s record bag to evade security in and around the nelson area. If you see him please do not approach him as he is twisted and dangerous, signs that he is near are repeated yelling of \'man i am fucken fucked!\" and a red flashing light.
if you do see him, please warn the local spca, as they are prepared for him.