cartman and his baby

aint you surpose to be at BDO?

2 legs, well its better then having the other 2 kick ya in the gut...

na man i'm going to Check Point Charlie 2morrow with dpt & friends.
got to get my beatuty rest.
u going out 2night?

yeah proberly bed 2nite.... i found a lolly in my bag so i dropped it. I dont feel to good

flashback!

rooting cartmans mummy while hes busy playing with his Harry Potter lego kit.

*shotdown fully*

Jass 1 : Cartman 0

right thats it i'm not going to see u out 2night, i'm boycoting Jass and his sick BnD love of his mother.

dont be like that, we'll all family, except that retard you call a daughter. Fucken hell, keep that shit away from my face!


nah seroiusly i feel weird, blue pill no writing... wheres my MIZone!

yeah grab that bottle and shove it up your ass u snotty little twerp. u only feel funny caus you have a gerble on the end of your dick.

maybe if you mama had some teeth she would of chewed it off!

Mama Cart gives new meaning to Suck and Blow. Dumb bitch needs schooling

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmcrashedcarcoughcoughoneasyroadcoughcoughusux.

fuck you cunt! wasnt my fault!!!!

wish i was three to see your eyes roll back while you were flashbacking that thing you call life.

shit man, i'll have to tell u aboot it tonight, when u going into town?

dunno mate, when my friends kick it after BDO... should be a goodie, hopefully no cues....

yeah man, i'll mainly be at "MIX" but i will pop into bed and give u a txt aboot 12:00ish?

p.s. i've got a spare $2 so i might pop along and see your mum later for a bit of slap & tickle.

flashback*

"daddy why did the milkman hurt mummy when you were away?"

bitchslap from me and my mum!

i say again "sometime your fucked in the head Jass"

comes with combo mate

you want fries with that fat mama? Jumbo!