Cancers are better than Geminis

According to Greenie.....

There you go! New thread!

Crabs are better than twins?

I don't think so Tim.

Virgins are better still

this could get interesting.

leos are supreme.
grrr.

how can any others compare to a goat with long horns

go the goat!

because goats are stinky.

hey! it's only my feet today! you get that in 26 degree heat

*edges away*

just the feet huh????


teeheehee

Cancers own you all. Why, where would we be without:

June 22, 1907 - Anne M. Lindbergh - Writer
June 22, 1922 - Bill Blass - Designer
June 22, 1936 - Kris Kristofferson - Singer
June 22, 1949 - Meryl Streep - Actress
June 22, 1927 - Jack Delinger - Criminal
June 23, 1894 - Duke of Windsor - Royalty
June 23, 1927 - Bob Fosse - Dancer
June 23, 1948 - Clarence Thomas - Politician
June 24, 1942 - Michelle Lee - Actress
June 24, 1895 - Jack Dempsey - Fighter
June 24, 1949 - Phyllis George - Celebrity
June 26, 1912 - Norman Cousins - Writer
June 25, 1903 - George Orwell - Writer
June 27, 1927 - Bob Keeshan - Entertainer
June 27, 1930 - H. Ross Perot - Politician
June 28, 1946 - Gilda Radner - Comedienne
June 28, 1966 - John Cusak - Actor
June 29, 1901 - Nelson Eddy - Singer
June 29, 1944 - Gary Busey - Actor
June 30, 1966 - Mike Tyson - Fighter
July 1, 1916 - Oliva De Havilland - Actor
July 1, 1931 - Leslie Caron - Actress
July 1, 1934 - Jamie Farr - Actor
July 1, 1952 - Dan Aykroyd - Actor
July 1, 1941 - Twyla Tharp - Singer
July 1, 1942 - Karen Black - Actress
July 1, 1961 - Princess Diana - Royalty
July 2, 1877 - Hermann Hesse - Writer
July 2, 1922 - Dan Rowan - Comedian
July 2, 1929 - Imelda Marcos - Celebrity
July 2, 1908 - Thurgood Marshall - Supreme Court Justice
July 2, 1951 - Cheryl Ladd - Actress
July 3, 1873 - George M. Cohen - Songwriter
July 4, 1826 - Steven Foster - Songwriter
July 4, 1872 - Calvin Coolidge - Politician
July 4, 1918 - Abigale VanBuren - Columnist
July 4, 1918 - Ann Landers - Columnist
July 4, 1927 - Neil Simon - Playwright
July 4, 1943 - Gerardo Rivera - TV Host
July 4, 1920 - Leona Helmsley - Celebrity
July 5, 1889 - Jean Cocteau - Artist
July 5, 1951 - Huey Lewis - Celebrity
July 6, 1832 - Maximilian - Emperor of Mexico
July 6, 1847 - Katherine Tingley - Theosophist
July 6, 1907 - Barbara Stanwick - Actress
July 6, 1933 - Dalai Lama XIV - Religious Figure
July 6, 1946 - Sylvester Stallone - Actor
July 7, 1491 - King Henry VIII - Royalty
July 7, 1925 - Merv Griffin - Producer
July 7, 1962 - Tom Cruise - Actor
July 7, 1922 - Pierre Cardin - Designer
July 7, 1940 - Ringo Starr - Musician
July 7, 1947 - Camilla Parker Bowles - Celebrity
July 7, 1959 - Jessica Hahn - Celebrity
July 7, 1956 - Tom Hanks - Actor
July 8, 1958 - Kevin Bacon - Actor
July 8, 1942 - Phil Gramm - Celebrity
July 9, 1916 - Edward Heath - Statemans
July 9, 1940 - Brian Dennehy - Actor
July 9, 1951 - Angelica Huston - Actress
July 9, 1947 - O.J. Simpson - Sports Figure
July 9, 1956 - Jimmy Smits - Actor
July 10, 1856 - Nikola Tesla - Scientist
July 10, 1897 - Leggs Diamond - Gangster
July 10, 1920 - David Brinkley - Journalist
July 10, 1927 - David Dinkins - Politician
July 10, 1943 - Arthur Ashe - Athlete
July 10, 1947 - Arlo Guthrie - Singer
July 11, 1931 - Tab Hunter - Actor
July 11, 1934 - Georgio Armani - Designer

MJuly 11, 1953 - Leon Spinks - Fighter
July 12, 1917 - Andrew Wyeth - Painter
July 12, 1817 - Henry Thoreau - Writer
July 12, 1908 - Milton Berle - Comedian
July 12, 1934 - Van Cliburn - Musician
July 12, 1937 - Bill Cosby - Comedian
July 12, 1948 - Richard Simmons - Fitness Coach
July 12, 1957 - Mel Harris - Actress
July 13, 1928 - Bob Crane - Actor
July 13, 1942 - Harrison Ford - Actor
July 13, 1950 - David Duke - Celebrity
July 13, 1954 - Louise Mandrell - Singer
July 14, 1913 - Gerald Ford - American President
July 14, 1918 - Ingmar Bergman - Filmmaker
July 14, 1938 - Jerry Rubin - Activist
July 14, 1927 - John Chancellor - Journalist
July 15, 1946 - Linda Ronstadt - Singer
July 15, 1963 - Bridgitt Nielsen - Actress
July 16, 1821 - Mary Baker Eddy - Religious Figure
July 16, 1911 - Ginger Rogers - Dancer/Actress
July 17, 1912 - Art Linkletter - Comedian
July 17, 1917 - Phyllis Diller - Comedienne
July 17, 1935 - Dianne Carroll - Actress
July 17, 1935 - Donald Sutherland - Actor
July 18, 1911 - Hugh Cronyn - Actor
July 18, 1913 - Red Skelton - Comedian
July 18, 1921 - John Glenn - Astronaut
July 19, 1860 - Lizzy Borden - Folk Figure
July 19, 1922 - George McGovern - Politician
July 20, 1890 - Theda Bara - Actress
July 20, 1938 - Dianna Rigg - Actress
July 21, 1899 - Ernest Hemingway - Writer
July 21, 1924 - Don Knots - Actor
July 21, 1948 - Cat Stevens - Singer
July 21, 1952 - Robin Williams - Comedian


Cept for maybe OJ Simpson, and Camilla Parker Bowles, oh and Mike Tyson, we should probably apologise for them, but apart from them we own youse all!

well i do have a slight problem with my.... oh never mind

how bout those ABs aye!

i'll give you points for John Cusack but that's it.

Cancers are a bit too hyper and emotional, I caught up with some family members (cousins, to be exact) recently that i hadn't seen in ages (like 3 years) and I had to keep a close eye on the cancer friend i had with me to stop him from ranting them and some of their guests right out of their own house.

I think you should also apologise for Meryl Streep. Apologise a lot

what's wrong with Meryl????????????? she's amazing...
you're not right in the head spike

I heard that Bryan Adams was a cancer as well. If that Canadian government has apologised for Bryan Adams several times, then I think Greenie should as well...

there is not one person in that list I think is very important to the world. Perhaps George Orwell. Maybe Ringo Starr.

every starsign can come up with a huge list like that - thats just a dumb way to argue...

Is it just me, or have other people not really that familiar with 75% of people on Greenie's list?

says it all really

July 9, 1940 - Brian Dennehy - Actor


Heh heh - the classic cheese actor!

no one cool is born on my b-day. i guess i'll just have to make up for that.

I share mine with David Bowie

lucky.

I share mine with Bilbo Baggins!

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. ie, that guy from Bend it Like Beckham.
oh yeah.

Oooooh, handbag!

Oooooh, handbag!

Cancers are way better than Geminis because:


We dont have split personalities like "the twins"

Whenever we get hurt we retreat into our shell to heal then bounce right back, everytime. We dont lose the plot and turn into someone else

When we get drunk we have little difficulty walking sideways as its second nature to us

Usually we are pretty calm and diplomatic, but if you piss us off, watch out! Those sharp pincers of ours can really do some damage

Cancers are all good.


But scorpios, well scorpios just own all of ya

im libra

libras are best

cause we are soooooo 'balanced' and all

how come i get stuck with the 'feminine hygiene' starsign

hahaha

get a goat up ya!

I'm on the cusp between the virgin, and the feminine hygiene product with scales - what does all this mean for me

im a gemini. so thats all good cos its my birthday this week or is it? dam the other half is talking again!

where are all the leos and scorpios????????

That has to be the funniest thing I've read all day!

Haha as for Scorpios, me and graphite are floating around

Cancerians are where it's at

basically - your fucked!

I don't see how the virgin could be fucked - is that because i'm permanently on my period?

too mature for this?

not where its at. but they are right up there.

Cancer has to be the worst star sign for symbolism...

Sexual Disease - Crab
Name of the biggest killer - Cancer

Actually Cancer literally translates from latin to "The Crab" and predates by centuries any association-by-name of the biggest western killer. The same naturally applies to the informal name you mention given to the STI.

Nah, cancers have their good points.

but scorpios are the shiznit.