Can you do something cool?

I can do this: http://youtu.be/kUgI_8ykvFg

It's still a bit messy, especially in the park, and I'm still working on my Switch 180 which I'm about 80% there with. I'm planning on getting my Perfect Man to teach me how to do a Rodeo 540.

Um I can't click on that as I'm at work.. but I'm sure I probably can't do it if it's skateboarding or something.

Doh.. link fail. How do you make it clickable?

I can spray milk out of my eye duct.

^ link to video of that Nick?

I can skateboard OK, for someone my age
Kickflips, heelflips, 180's, shuvit's etc and ride mini ramp pretty decent

Can do both front and back flips on grass and stand on my hands for as long as required/till my arms are sore and I'm seeing spots

I also roll a mean spliff

I can do a backwards walkover and the splits. lol that's about all I remember from gymnastics... and that's probably the coolest thing I can do.

Oh and I'm awesome at beer bongs.

You can do the splits?

HOW YOU DOIN?

I used to think I could do a mean Irish accent until I busted it out (unthinkingly) to a hot Irish girl and she told me to "cut the fucking shit."

I think that means she wants to make out.

I'm good at the drums.

And i can do a near perfect donald duck impersonation.

And i can touch my nose with my tongue.

NZ's Got Talent 2012 is your year Davil!

Hit them with the 3-way!

i don't think they're prepared for such awesomeness JB.

Is DJing still cool?

Depends what kind of hair cut you have.

I can act out caracatures of crazy foreigners: American tourist, Californian mystic, Samoan matai, Japanese businessman giving a lecture, Russian imperialist, German general, etc. Can do daleks as well

I can skull a crate bottle faster than most people that challenge me with a stubbie bottle.

Would like to see those Onehappy, particulary ther Japanese businessman. Clever Impressions are awesome

So Im going to demand a performance next time I sight you, or make a vid and stick it on youtube?

Ahhhhhhh but you are so full of the western ways, so you would not understand or appreciate the advice I give to you! You seeeeee. Yoooooouuuuu must unnnastand the westerners like you are all wrong! All wrong! You do not appreciate the ways of Nippon!

4/10

http://www.mixmag.net/words/features/top-12-iconic-dj-hairstyles

haven't really busted that one out for a few years and it needs the accent as well so yeah

youtube "B+ again" for my fav Asian_dad parody

Hahaha @ Paul Oakenfold, i have always thought that hair cut of his looked weird.

I've always thought he looked weird.

I will probably never try any 'tricks' on a snowboard again...head injury makes you a bit more wary. bodyboarding on the other hand...can do rolls easily enough, looking to get better at inverts, aerial 360s, ars', backflips - you need the right waves for those moves though.

Where's ya bloody helmet!

i didn't wear one when i crashed 1.5 or so years ago (headfirst on ice on that steep bit just above the giant chair at turoa after flying through the air on my side- from memory, hah i was a bit dazed so might have location wrong)..i was gonna buy one that morning but thought i'd get one when they were cheap. i learnt my lesson - the hard way.when i get back into it, i'll be buying the best helmet you can get. i'm pretty much fully recovered now though. aside from a few headaches if i spent too much time on the net or watching tv.

and i wore a helmet at the shallow reefs bodyboarding in bali. felt like a total pussy. hah

I avoid head injuries by not falling over on my head!

well I got cut off by someone who was out of control and didn't have time to avoid her - maybe if i wasn't hungover my reactions might have been quicker. i certainly would not recommend a head injury to anyone. makes me wonder how some of those top rugby players can keep playing despite repeat concussions.

You have my favourite things to be strangely good at...Donald Duck impersonations make me lmfao ....

yeah man TBI sucks balls...

i guess you know a bit about it through your work in neuroscience? but yeah, recovering from it was a very frustrating process!

I've never set foot on the snow without mine on.. who knows what n00b punk snowboarder is going to come flying into you out of control.

FYI - don't try and dry a wet helmet by putting it under a fan heater, even with a 1ft gap between it and the heater.. that polystyrene stuff melts faster than you can say "Oh shit" and the helmet goes all misshapen. Had to say goodbye to my cool camo print one but now I've got a girly pink one!

Nup. I can play guitar and that will always be cool. PS, rock more.

I can sense a star trek fanboy from 500 meters away.