chic littlewood was an actor... who had these little mice type characters in kilts... i had the 45 of one of their songs or something when i was young!
i been good! victoria st? hmm... that is curious... cos i
a) work on victoria st
b) live in mt victoria
c) my name is victoria - and i don't know which you are referring to!!! thought you wouldn't have known any of them!!!
Uh oh, I was at stooges at the top o' victoria
street - this morning - outside havin' a smoke
and I had a chat with someone who walked past
all wrapped up and cold and her name was Tory
and she sort of recognised me and i just
assumed it was you. Farrrk... it obviously wasn't
which explanins a few things about the
Unless it was you and you are winding me up?
But if it wassn't, then who was it.
This is one thickening plot.
Nah HuckeryMongrels, I'm sure Willy WAS with Chic, and a dog called ....something. A sort of beige coloured flat kind of dog with its tongue hanging out.
My friend and I nearly went mad one day trying to remember how we knew this guy called Willy McNab, coz I thought it was a guy we went to school with and my friend goes "that's not his name" and it turned out this guy was called Willy Mc-Something-Else (whatever).
And then we were like "well who the fuck is Willy McNab then?"
Dunno if you lot have seen this, its being doin the e-mail rounds recently
This is almost too ridiculous to believe... This is taken from an original Rainbow script and there's no way this could have been done by accident.
Innuendo all the way:
Script Run (all internal studio)
The scene opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....
Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four - "
George [interrupting Zippy mid-count]: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Other way. Ooooooh, I've got it in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit
Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."
Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"
Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"
George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?
Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their
instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: " Banging can be fun."
Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy."
Freddy ( looking sad ) "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Rod ( to Jane ) "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?
Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers) "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any,
ask a friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song."
Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all day."
did any one have the buzz o bumble album....
sucj classics as we're all going to the zoo tomorrow... the old lady who swallowed the fly... mornigntown ride and that eternal classic at the end of side one.... tun the record over.. turn the record over..turn the record over ( ad lib to fade)
all this preprogrammed electronis disco pop means we just don't see cuts like this anymore..