Best public tennis courts in AKL?

My little shit of a sister has challenged her fat brother to a game of tennis. Where's the best place to host this farce? :>

Somewhere with comfortable spectator seating? :>

At this time of year most public tennis courts have become netball courts.

Actually you can rent a court at the Blockhouse Bay indoor centre. It's at the Blockhouse Bay tennis club but the indor tennis centre was abuilt with Trust $$$ so al the courts can be rented by the public.

BHB would be a good neutral venue, somewhat equidistant between myself and villain :>

I'd start practicing now bro, imagine if you lost to a gril?

Last time I played tennis I *did* lose to a girl bro!

Underhand tactics required then.
You are saffa, correct?


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How bourgeois. Are you going to wrap a sweater around your shoulders and start referring to yourself as Chas too while you're at it? :>