Why I believe the Aino is perfect for me!
By Lisa
I promise I will use the features on this new fandangled whatchamacallit and not only that, I might even read the book that tells you how to turn it on! (OK that might be a lie, I will properly just ask my man to do all the hard work and then give me a nice short synopsis about it. That way, I can go and do other things like make muesli bars. I have been planning to do this all week – but I just need 6 eggs and I only have 2 - sigh.
Phunky Dave will tell you about my favourite phone (2 phones ago) The one I have now my friend lent me after I got mad drunk in some night-club in Brisbane and left if on the table along with my ability to dance, hold down strong liquor or use my tongue in the correct matter.
It was called the Alcatela or as I like to say the “quite bright orange phone”
I’m pretty sure someone stole it because it was so rad!. I think the sexiest part of it was that it didn’t have any features, not even one!!! When people showed me their features, I showed them my phone and I think they were a bit jealous!
Here is a link (I would embed it but I always get a little tired even thinking about how to do this, so here is my link:
http://www.mobilewitch.com/Alcatel-OT-Easy-db_phone_specifications_19.htm#
This linkage was donated by my friend Barry, who I promised I would let use my nice new shiny Aino if I won it! (I properly wont though, its just something you say when you want someone to send you a link because you cant bed it)
At the moment I have a phone that can take pictures. It is very posh and neat but my phone seems to only use the photos to take away all the space for txts. Because I lost the cord in a terrifying whaling expedition (trying to save one of course, not trying to turn a whale into a giant moving hydroslyde - that is completely unacceptable these days, its not even funny to give them a fright on the ghost train at the Easter show), so now I cant even put the pictures of things on my computer at home I have to go around drawing pictures which gets quite expensive when you have to include paper and felt-tips.
Speaking of PC’s, I am sure with the new Anio I would transfer my pictures of hydroslydes straight from my Aino onto my computer, how nifty would that be!
Also I live in a dip (not the Mount Eden dip, you cant put a tent in there any more which I think is a bit pants, I live in another place – which, I’m sure the Aino will have some kind of tracking device on it so I can get home in the dark if there is a power cut – like there was the other day. We had to order takeaways, but then the power came on so I cancelled them – that was mighty lucky for my thighs because I accidentally ordered a butter chicken. I guess I could chuck in my job and become a tracker, and use my Anio to track things. Thinking about it, I am going to need way more muesli bars that I originally intended, or at least some scroggin. Now that’s a funny word, I bet with my new Aino I could google where scroggin came from, if I could be arsed, god I have busy day ahead.
Anyway like I was saying we live in a dip and I can never ever here my phone ring, so I miss every call ,even the ones telling my I win things (I just made that up, I don’t really win things, but I do make a great muesli bar and would offer to share them *wink if I won the Anio – if I could hear my phone, which I reckon I could even in a dip so I will obviously have to get more eggs*
If I had the Aino – I could plan my day and even colour code the more important bits of it, like cleaning my teeth or planting all the traffic lights green to get places faster. I will adjust my ring tone reminders to play Easter songs to confuse all the people on the train. Or I could make up foul ring tones of my own like I did with Phunky dave once man that was fun.
So you see. This will be quite beneficial for Ericsson to choice me use their phone as long as it comes in orange.
Kind regards
Lisa