Backdoor boogie

So with all these sex topics coming out lately.
I haven't seen many references to plugging the pooper.

Now I'm straight but like giving the girls a bit of the old schphinkter slam.

What about if the girls want to give it back? Like the old finger-in-ass trick?

As they say, whats good for the goose is good for the gander...

This really is pushing it..

nice thread....we'll be getting onto making 'Snuff' next !!

..Pun intended

i'd love to, but have this prob where i cant seem to get it in.. too big i think hehe

As soon as I saw this thread.. I thought.. scooby's gonna post on here... wonder why?? Dont tell me you dont try EVERY time scoobe

don't like it...never have, never will...
sorry boys.
I told my ex if he wanted to then I had to give him a go too...(with a vibrator)...he hated it and then never asked to do it again! I win!!

nice call Domino....would you have been worried if he liked it a little too much

It's an out hole. Nuff said

yeah, well I thought of that. Would have got me a little worried!! But still, I think every guy should go through it to see/feel what its like being on the receiving end. Fairs fair...

So Domino, you got to fuck your ex in the ass but he never got to fuck you in the ass?

You totally won!

I know a guy whos girlfriend has a strap on.

dodge.
really dodge.

Some guys like being dominated....

An old buddy of mine gets off on being pissed on... (he should never of fucked around on his ex-girlfriend -she told everyone everything after they broke up!!)

AGUMJ - you can imaging 'friend' would be cringing when saw 'his' lady wearing it going come to Muma?

nothing wrong with sticking something up the pooper, as long as its not TOO big

sarin- of cos im gonna post on this on, its a specialist topic hehehe

soulman -
me - 1, ex - 0

Well done, Domino!

He should have just enjoyed it, or at least pretended to... (you did lube up, eh?) -he could have evened the score...

scifi - what are you implying?



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Oh my god! Do you people have no shame! Do you not realise how many people read these boards? This is a topic that shld NOT be discussed here. Have some pride whether you are hiding behind a nickname or not.

Oooooohhhh Phoebe, relax!

The name of the thread was quite self-explanatory -if you don't want to read about hot anal action, don't.

i'm with sarin - it's an outhole,
medically speaking the sphincter is a one way valve, you actually damage it by forcing it the wrong way.....nice....anyway
each to their own really

It's too small. I must attract dodgy women 'cuz I've had several that havve wanted it. But although some people treat their members like a chew-toy, I'm a little more subtle with mine and this would really hurt. 'Peel the banana'.

Can't say it does anythign for me either. Don't understand why some guys think it's like, the ultimate. Or something.

And Phoebe, shut up.

Ronald McDonalds been up me bum

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Dr J -guys think that its the ultimate because it is the last taboo. Its a mindfuck domination trick.

That, and of course its really hot and tight...

taking a trip up the marmite motorway.....
up the gary glitter
tradesmans entrance
muck hole
chocolate chimney sweeping

so many names for this!

Phoebe -chill out. We are supposed to be able to talk about whatever we want in this forum. If you don't like the thread you don't have to read it.

I didn't mean that in a mean way either...

Domino, but why don't you like it?

why would I?....would you like someones penis pounding up your arse?? I DON'T think so.

hmmmmm penis.. hmmmmmm arse... hmmmm pounding..

hehehehehehehehehehehe

OK, "pounding" sounds kinda painful.

But what about slow & gentle (& well lubricated)?

And before you ask, yes, i've had a girlfriend put a me-sized dildo up there -it was quite odd, but not altogether unpleasant...

did she reach out and touch your soul... man hehe

save it for later scooby...hehehe

soulman...ok well my ex had a elephant sized one so maybe thats why I didn't like it....but thats pretty much put me off.

My ass is a one way street

Certainly felt like she touched my soul... or maybe that was my pancreas...

Hmm, i guess that could be an issue... and it'd be about girth rather than length -anything over a few cm in diameter must hurt...

(this could easily turn into a thread about cock size, and thats just asking for trouble... and lies)

...sorry, that was for you, domino

i dont venture into the lounge much

but fuck me this is going to be one amusing thread..

Any woman that says its nice is LYING....

I disagree, Domino.

I know at least one girl who loves it (she's kinda freaky, but still, she does love it, take it from me... and she has...hehehe)

Actually, i don't think she say it was "nice" -maybe "sexy" or "erotic" or "nasty"... so maybe you're right after all, in a semantic sense.

I reckon you either love it or hate it

And I think there are more girls out there that enjoy it than people realise or at least are willing to try

it's pretty taboo so it just doesnt get talked about (usually)

I agree Kyla.

Also, many girls have been put off the whole thing by some guy trying to 'accidentally' slip it in. That ain't gonna work, and will just hurt.

Slow and steady is the answer -along with plenty of trust (and KY!!). I think if more girls were to be eased into it, there wouldn't be the knee-jerk reaction against it.

And also people reactions about it can put people off suggesting it or trying it.

yep, its kinda the final frontier, isn't it?

Whats your personal position on it, Kyla?

id say anyones position on it would be "on all fours"...? hehe

Strangely enough, scooby, it can be easier in a modified version of the missionary position, and will still offer clitoral stimulation...

and i thought this was your specialist subject..?!!?

oh it is, see what ya do is have sex in the "doggy style" posi, then shoot ya load... let it sit for a minute or so , then use your "goo" as lubricant and then slide it in a little and then let her slide back onto your shaft... this way she has total control over how much goes in. under no circumstances are you allowed to thrust forward, do this and forget this one...

damn SoulMan, sounds like u got this shit down packed.....teehee, and yes a little pun intended

SoulMan, I take that back.....Scooby, that was great detail, but you are a sick man...hehe !!

Yeah, scooby, thats all sweet, but don't you just wanna shoot your load deep in her ass?

Once i've come, the last thing i wanna do is try to poke an oyster into a parking meter...

Sorry Kyla Was being a smartypants.

SoulMan.. that only works for those who can maintain themselves afterwards, just shoot another load in there then.. if ya can hehe

Oyster into a parking meter....those of us gifted with control will still be maintaining hardnes enough to go again wont we ??

I'm not worried...

I'm just not going to admit or deny anything so publicly

:p

The only problem is that most girls will not want you beavering away up their ass for more than a couple of minutes -best if you're pretty close to coming when you go in the backdoor.

So going in when you've just come may not be ideal... unless you've got some a hair trigger hehehe

scooby - studied hard have we??

hair trigger....i like that one, Champion line
a good point has been made...hammering it home for many a moon may not be ideal in the females eyes (the brown one that is

such detail scooby

Just bringing this one back for the new arrivals...hehehe

schphinkter says what?

what?

What?

Pardon me do you have any grey pupaa?

From this...(_!_)...To this...(_o_)

You sound like such a winner

Well, I think every guy wants his pair of brown wings..., just have to find a chick who loves it, And they do, They are just freaked out by the hole deal...Excuse the pun...

I think we should have a section totally related to Porn

bump

If we had a section devoted to porn then wouldn't the lounge get fairly boring?

Yes it would.

soulman - definitely wise advice about easing into it. no girl is going to like it if its just shoved it roughly! and as for positions, why not try with the girl on top, that way she gets to control it so theres no "pounding"

Does rush help the entry process???
Cartman?? Jass?? Ladies?

Your a strange one shyguy - are you being paid
to reignite old threads ?

No Eddie