Auckland house... what is it?

Not been out in Auckland for over 4 years, how would you describe the sound of Auckland's clubs?

Dunno, last time I went out I ended up in some place on High St maybe, and the dj (who seemed to have somthing wrong with his chin, cause he kept stroking it and nodding?) was playing some god awful whooshing house stuff, that made my overpriced drinks seem enjoyable. It sounded like Kylie on a rocket ship!(in a bad way)

Kylie on a rocket ship sounds pretty great

I haven't really been out in Auckland since early last year so I don't really know.

Hang on, let me rephrase...Kylie in a rocket ship, not riding it like a cowgirl.

the only time ive been out in the 09 this year was for beatstreet a few months back. was rocking! maybe coz mr drake was playing..

like any big city, i would assume if you know where to go there is deace house to be found.

home for house, outside for boozing

boring woudl be the word i would use.

mind you it takes a serious effort to get me out the house

i mean what with Gok's fashion fix on a friday

If you really like music it's the other way around.... loser.

This guy is boring! These guys sit on the biggie forum and pretend they know everything about "House" and don't even get of the house!! Seriously there are lots of good things going on in town don't listen to these losers! All they do is sit on biggie and moan everyday talk about bitter.

hahaaha your awesome!

any more pearls of wisdom?

Not today only after you post some more crap you think people want to hear which unfortunately is probably every post you make.

hang on, i will think of something awesome to listen to and then yo can call me on it.

ok got 1!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3v9fbPZIWg

Please list some of them and why they're good/quality/worth checking out. We're all ears.

yes, i am also keen to hear.

i also wonder why, timk, you feel the need to insult people..?

i think perhaps you might have a small penis.


and, tbh, there is usually better house in my lounge on a saturday night than most of wellis bars. house parties are where its at yall.

small penis, left nipple

house forum goes mad

next up hard house makes a comeback thanks to TimK

Here is something for your house Tim K...
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not even!

Wow that was clever LeKnight probably as clever as your track selection for your mixes! lol


No you retards stay in doors please.
Keep on thinking you know what House music is because you don't. lol

Ahh ha ha haaa
you really are a dick arent you, I thought you were just messing around, but I can now tell you take yourself (and your tiny pecker) very seriously.
Well done champ!

Hey awesome, a new troll to work out on! Just when you think things were getting a little stale around here this douche bag pipes up to show us all that even with Jolyon not posting as much, there are still ample fuckwits around to make things entertaining. Still, we can't really blame you for being angry, electro house has died and your dreams of DJ superstardom with it. Nevermind though, theres always some new fad you can latch on to in your vain hopes of landing some pussy you didn't have to pay for.

You come in here berating people that actually have had a lasting interest in a genre so beyond the scope of the nonsense you hear week, in week out in what are likely all your favourite hangouts. You by yourself are a pretty good reason not to go out, what with the prevalence of your drug addled, gurn faced, tosspots running around with a bunch of similarly wasted 18 year old "that guys" in Hallensteins shirts and white loafers thinking the whole city belongs them and feeling like they own the world when they don't have to pay the $10 cover charge at Code.

So crawl back into whatever cave you crawled out of fucktard. I'm a patient man but my tolerance for wankers with a chip on their shoulder and nothing constructive to add to anything is virtually nonexistent.

Fuck you

Chaos................

oi stop being sooo damn mean!

we could be on the road to enlightenment here!

i love you chaos.

Hahaa look at you gays getting mad. lol

Lets sit on biggie all day and think we contribute to the house community when all we do is moan that the world is changing and this isn't house! haha cry cry.

You guys probably don't even go to clubs anymore because you feel too old and sit there thinking you know more about music then anyone and this track is a remake of something that came out on strictly rhythm ten years ago these kids don't even know. haha

You are not House. You just a bunch of old bitter wankers shut the f up!

this is the best one in ages.

Who's mad? Personally, I just find your stupidity amusing

You're a pretty good contender for the biggest douche this site has ever seen, but as good as you are and as hard as you try you'll probably never take that mantle from Jolyon

Whats the matter with you anyway kid? Can't land a gig? Tune get knocked back by an A&R Manager because they can't shift electro house in bargain bins anymore? Can't get your mama to fuck you anymore?

Chin up son, it'll get better

Still waiting. You're the person saying there are lots of good things on in Auckland...

Please name some. I'd love a good night out sometime which doesn't involve soulless 'funky house' - possibly the most ironically names music in existence.

While you're at it can you let us know some good DJs to check out in town.

TimK needs some thrashing from proper Jacking Chicago house to stfu.

The biggest douches are still on here! You! haha.
Who's mad? You people who claim to love music then get mad at electro is pretty pathetic then you sit and complain that no one listens to house anymore or there are no good house nights! Why don't get off your fat ass and make one! Stop complaining about electro just because somebody else likes it. I like house not that found of electro but I still don't complain and make fun of them you wankers should be ashamed of your selfs house music is about spreading good vibes instead your a bunch of bitter bitches! Seriously shut up! And even I know there are more electro events then house it's a fact you fat douche! And electro sells bigger numbers but only a dick would care about crap like that. Is that why your mad you never get any bikini girls? Never live the high life? haha. So sit on your website complaining because you never made it. Cause no one cares about you except for your other douche five friends on here. And that heylady who actually is a man! lol

you do know that chaos_theory actually does the breakfast show on one of melbournes biggest dance music radio stations, right?

and you do know that robw has played all over the world, right?

and you do know that ive been promoting gigs in welli for years, right?

and you do know that leknight is one of the most talented musicians (he plays and writes more than even dance music, GASP) you have probably come across, right?

and you do know that most of the other guys on here have been playing and involved in gigs for years, right?

its very nice to have some fresh, angry blood in here, but you do know what a twat youre making of yourself, right?

..hey.. you do realise these boards arent real life, right?

No your a man!! Shut up!!

lol.

Just in case you missed this post Tim.

I'm planning a night out with some crew on the weekend. Where should we go and who is good to check out?

Why would I want you where I am? You might try and touch my pants.... lol.

Because you said "there are lots of good things going on in town" earlier in the thread.

Surely we can check some of them out without being in the same bar as each other.

Come on. I want to check some of these places you speak of.

Yuck your a pants toucher! Get away.

Go hang out in trench bar where you house people won't complain.

Filthy disgusting pants toucher!!!

timk: officially insane.

how can you rant that we refuse to partake in anything, only to start screaming when we ask where you think we should go?

you have just gone from mildly amusing to boring.

must try harder, imo.

I think you should go and wash your balls they must be getting sweaty in those stockings.

You she he.

Can I just say something...
















































...feltch.

Ha ha.. pants toucher. Good line.

Seriously. You going to share any of these places where "there are lots of good things going on..."?

Or are you just another big mouth who's all talk?



...Yeah. I thought not.

Your a scarey pants toucher. Sick sick boy.

Short attention span still hounding you Tim?

Post the clubs where there are good things going on please. You're starting to sound like the type of guy who would think producers like Copyright and Axwell are the pinnacle of dance music.

Haha if his show is like his comments it must be the crappiest radio show around no wonder why eveyone in oz says there radio stations suck!!! haha.
No dj in this country would leave a message like that what a douche. lol


this is your life heylady and washing your balls.

Ive just figured it out, its 4:12 and his posting starts.....He's just got home from school!!!

best years of ya life they say

Yes I'm majoring in how to school fat house trolls.

cute

ha harr busted!

i thught trolls were when you posted under a different name than you usually use?

i do not speak good interwebs

wow that is really amusing.

yeah, i'm into it

Heh, actually it's the highest rated show on the country's largest dance music station. Proof that you don't have to cater to the lowest denominator for people to listen to you.

And actually plenty of DJs rip into dickheads every day in every way all over the world. See PVDs latest shenanigans? Or the Deadmau5 / Schossow fiasco? Happens all the time buddy

you know what, chaos.. i really dont see any point in engaging this cretin any more than we already have, whatever you say wont sink in because hes only here to rile.

would be funny if he had more than 2 insults to hurl. come up with new material dude, youre sorely lacking.

Wow you keep up with stories about Deadmau5! lol
Everyone knows he's a douche
Highest rated show? Like that matters?? Justin Sane show took out the nitelife awards this year and if your shows anything like his I get to punch you in the face he's the worst dj I've ever seen.
Your a loster. haha. Go do your Melbourne shuffle retard.

Just to check TimK - do you plan on actually contributing anything to this forum, or are you just here to take pot-shots?

i know i might get in trouble with the gods for correcting grammar, but i im prepared to take the hit on this one..

..and btw, whats a 'loster'? is it a cross between a lobster and a loser..?

I think I contributed to your promo forum. lol
Or are you that arrogant.
And some on here can see that in between my remarks that I'm actually contributing big deal if I don't agree with most of you but most people arn't that upset about it or are you a dictator.
This forum has had more posts in a day then two weeks I would say thats contributing just because your having a cry about your promos. lol

Yes, I am sure most will agree that the House Forum on Biggie is a better place now we have been graced with your presence.

Or a lost loser?

Still waiting for these club recommendations Tim.

I'd like to think that you're a passionate clubber who follows music/events etc but I'm not seeing anything beyond attempts at having some laughs..

Give it up Rob, he cant recommend anywhere cause he's not old enough to get in.
Only somebody getting held back for detention after school would make fucktard comments like he has.

i hear the local christian group have band playing on a tuesday afternoon at the school hall..

sick!

Yeah, he's the dj in a christian Nu-Metal band
"I do it all for Fred Durst! wikky wikky scratch"

Perhaps. But, you'd think in a lucid moment he might consider that one day we'll know who he is.