ATTN: PhunkyDave

Do you remember once posting a tip on how to emergency dry a pair of underwear when you have no dryer....by putting them in the oven for a few minutes?

(pretty sure it was you)


Well.....My blazedy forgetfullness and my brand new (fav) pair of $55 burnt to fuck Calvin Klein underpants says to say...... FUCK YOU

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

So are we dangling today, or did you drag out a filthy pair of undies from the wash that you blew your nose on last night?

subtle posting telling the ladies SMF has gone commando today

careful of those seats

WTF … err wouldn’t you just put them in the microwave with a cup of water know what I’m sayin.

Ahhhhhha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

sif going commando...theres been a promotion in the ranks is all

Haha... well tell me did you reread my instructions or just vaguely give it a go?

I'm pretty sure my tip was sock based... my flatmate uses a hairdryer for her underwear by the way.. good idea, I just don't have one myself.

I dried my shoes successfully for NYE using an oven
(Shapeshifter two days before was muddy as eh)

$55 underpants!

Not all of us are lil squirrels cyper_princess

Super comfy underpants is a perfectly reasonable way to use up maneys

PD...wot "instructions"

LOL Maesty. How is there not a pic of said burnt undies up yet though?! :>

Blaaagh they looked really gross so I rage_binned them. Original grey turned brown. I did consider dieing them...but the elastic part was stuffed/melted...they were never gonna sit the same

YES. "TURNED" BROWN. IN THE "OVEN". YES.

kids in Africa are starvin and ya smearing poo marks onto wasteful indulgence?!!!!

Send dem ill gotten money ma way and I'll help ya spend em in ethical ways!!!! Know wat im sayin?

#1 do not burn item.

Oh wait, just saw that bit, guess you only have yourself to blame.

By the way.. you heat up the oven to 50 degrees, then turn it off an put the item in.

Never have item in and oven on at the same time!

Eagerly waiting Maestro to post the temperature of his oven during this debacle...

You should shop on asos.com I got a Calvin Klein bikini top for 7 pounds...theyve got loads of stuff in their sale stuff if youre ito those brands...paying 50 for one pair is fucking crazy.

Naw I searched everywhere online for that item, CL had the price the same whether you got them on the net or at Smith&Caughey;

Maestro has teh gas oven?

Despite it being a failure, I'm still going to give you man points for it.

*high five*

With his undies in there temperature no doubt was off the gauge

Still no temp setting update. Come on maestro!

I dont freakin know......I just put them on blast!

Fan Bake setting...the noise is supposed to remind me

a) do you not own a dryer?
b) had you gone through your entire underwear collection before putting any in the wash?

Silly boy Maestro!

Hey! This thread is designed for ME to berate PhunkyDave! Its NOT for all you carnts to be questioning my temperatures/lack of dryers/undear washing routines/whateva tha fuck

I suppose the Maestro is too proud to IRON his undies

Hence this freakish ritualistic experiment with use of an OVEN

No Ive tried ironing them, it doesnt work...I mean, its hard to get them really properly dry. So when I put them on .. they feel a bit clingy and weird, so now Ive gotta spend an hour or so mincing about until they get fully dry. Which obviously isnt good... that lost hour of uncertainty can really mess up your game. Ruin the whole evening even

hey I've got an idea
get a bit more fuckin organized

Youre right peat...I should be more organised, and I resolve to be so from now on. Cos heres another thing right, did you guys know that scientists have never managed to pinpoint the exact cause of the gay disease? I mean..they dont know if gay people are gay because of heredity, or if its learned or they caught it at the supermarket or what.

So I was thinking right... what if it is learned. Acting gay can make you gay. So one minute you could be just mincing about cos your underpants arent quite dry......and the next minute you realize your holding some dudes hand.

Maybe I SHOULD get that dryer....

You fan baked your undies and were surprised when they burnt and are now considering a life of bummage?

Hair dryer you mean? Now that IS teh ghey. You'd be like that supametrofella.

One minnit you teh maestro

Nek minnit you teh metro

fancy spoilt underwear wearers! Why in da old days... know wat im sayin?