Appropriate names

The other day I noticed an article in the paper about a police man with an unusually appropriate name and then lo and behold today heres another one

A local park is attracting gay cruisers, and the policeman who makes the public statement is called Allcock - howzat!

http://news.msn.co.nz/nationalnews/8412697/popular-akld-park-a-gay-cruising-spot
Police spokesman Inspector Gary Allcock says members of the public had anonymously complained to police about activity in Gribblehirst Park,...

haha.. used to live next to Gribblehirst Park.. on 'love street'.. (actually named Aroha Ave)

I still have nightmares about that house. *shivers*

Well I did try to warn you.. stay out of the park...

Ha! it wasnt the park, it was the occupants of the house!!! Lost my rhythm I did.

I hope he's referring to drumming

Unfortunately, yes I am referring to drumming....actually time keeping in general.

Pretty sure your depth perception wasn't so great either?

PS Dude you only came over for one weekend.. haha

It wasnt even a weekend, it was one night!!!!

It was you in the park wasn't it?! :o

I miss living on Aroha Ave! *sigh*!

I used to love living there too. Directly opposite the park entrance.
Seems it is a popular street!

I see you lived on Love Street There's this store where the creatures meet . I wonder what they do in there Summer Sunday and a year I guess I like it fine, so far.

I read a article today about people rooting and being gross weirdos in parks...and my usual park Western Springs...g.r.o.s.s....why parks are trees a turn on or something or the stinky lake..Now Im gonna be more observant and not go off the main path........

Wanna "go for a walk" in Western Springs some time QT? :>

Heh with you anytime..... *awk.tothe.ward*

YUUSSSS!!!!!!!

Ive been thinking about it and I still dont get the rooting in parks thing though. beach yeah I get the beach its romantic but the park hrmmmmm nope...i call it rooting in parks cos roots are on trees so yeah....

What do you call it at the beach?

..perhaps "pounding" like pounding waves thats not very romantic sounding tho...

Where else is gay mans to find action if he doesn't like the gay bars?

Sex in the middle of a golf course at night is awesome!

Anyway, it's nothing at all about being romantic.

Hrmm you do know those holes are for golf balls right

Actual lolz!

sanding comes to mind.

When you're young and live with your parents, parks are the only place you can go for those private moments.


What about in the bush? That's kinda romantic dontcha think? :>

I didnt do anything that required bush cover with boys until I moved out of my olds and went flatting...so nope no dirty park action things for me...

Nah nah not in a park but tramp out into the bush, say deep in the Waitaks to some secluded spot somewhere and get el natural amongst nature. Now that's romantic imo. :>




...until some scout troop rocks up and ruins the moment that is...

Oh yeah like on Twilight when Edward carried Bella through the forest to the field of flowers...yeah...But the Waitaks dodge the hidden dead bodies n things out there...its a dumping ground for baddies I think.

Oh yeah I was going to bring that up but thought it might have been a south Auckland thing....

I lived opposite a big park.. one day I'm going to convince some girl to go back there.. for nostalgias sake

This lends itself so easily to ewok jokes :>

hahahaha!

Hahahahahahaha!!!!



That's the creepiest fuckin ewok I ever did saw. Jesus wept, I think it's gonna give me nightmares.

This is awesome too.












I like butts. :>

Relevant:

Never go skinny dipping at Fairy Falls - lots of people take that walk

Maybe that's what you use yours for QTRARO but most girls wouldn't

Huh whaaat?. I think you dont get my sense of humour. At least I crack myself up. sigh.

Gah Ewoks are scary :'(

Ewoks are even more creepy now GL has made them blink in the new HD releases.

No i got your joke, i just turned it around so the joke was on you.