Applications

Please send your applications to my hotmail address

bellanz21@hotmail.com

Since all you boys seem to be fighting over my beautiful flatmate, you have to send in your C.V's.

Screening process will commence: now.

Errr.. what about the legendary Sarah... I hear shes pretty hot.

Is she not taking applications at the moment?

No sorry Dave I'm not!!

Im seeing someone..hopefully anyway

Its a bit crazy though, two one Sarah and another Sara living in the same flat. A bit confusing at times.

Good luck!

To save the trouble and waste of time, how about you send me your flatmates CV and I will decide if she is worthy enough for me.

hahaha @ Harv

Whatever @ Harvey!!!

She is way too classy, sorry, I think Dave has first dibs

Ok, I'll send the Email through now..

waiting..waiting...waiting..

is this vacancy open for all ?

Yes it is, of course it is.

Send them through, folks, keep them coming...

Are u serious/

No.. shes not.. its not open to everyone.. its a joke. send nothing.. stay away.. MINE!!!!

ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

Phunky, play nice!!!

Shes not desperate by the way, has heaps of offers all the time, but I think she needs a nice boy

Keep them coming boys

hahahhaha....sorry DAve, am sending naked
pictures of myself to her now........

its called competition PhunkyDave hehehehe

nah shes all yours man, i dont even know who were talkin about here

My sexy sexy sexy flatmate.

SHES HOT!!!

neither do i......but seems like a laugh...

i look like Johnny Depp. does that help?

check your emails redbeast.....ahahha

LoWLyFe, Ever heard the phrase "eliminate the competion"

??



Its just.. if Redbeast saids shes hot, then she will be. However, no mention of personality traits?... hmmm..

if im gonna send in my CV, i wanna know what shoes shes wearing...

heheh....shes wearing my leopard print thong...

of course I meant competition.

At the moment boys, Sara is wearing an off the shoulder top coloured red, with tight little black pants.

mmmmmmm...redbeast's flatmate....


Closing applications in ten minutes.

(She's almost as good looking as me)

how many applications have u got now?

i have a strange feeling im gonna lose

the only pic i have is from this website im on

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/html/up-men-00309.htm

but what shoes!!!!!!!

hehehehhee
This is funny as for a friday afternnoon...off to the
pub in an hour!

wohoo. i gotta date!

sorry guys

GAME OVER

i win

Shoes: no shoes, we are at hm

But she has cute little painted red toe nails

(as do I)

I have recieved 5 applications

Currently Phunky is winning.

screw you....im going home

hay thats my line..............You Bastard.

what! thought my CV was good.

this comp was fixed from the start!

COMPETITION OVER!!!

THE WINNER IS:::::

ITS A TIE BOYS A TIE!!

Showdown between...........



Phunkydave and Jass

Damn! Did I miss out?

Dance off at bed 2night?

Tt: you were too late Im afraid

Dance off, hmm...good idea

with sara as the judge.

Who's Sara?

My sexy flatmate

i knew i could do it. Just had to say the magic word. HUMP!

are there any runner-up prizes???

No sorry..

Jass you are still tied, you havent won yet!

Hump is the magic word though, gets me everytime.

dance off..........dance off

Aha I see. Is this an e-bay auction thing? I gotz me a bid! 1 MILLION CLAMS!

hehe, you still crack me up tt

Hey, I want a judicial review on this - tenders weren't sufficiently advertised!!!

im having trouble with my email

um.... hump to house music, i cant offer anymore.

I know...

Humping to House music while i paint her toe nails blue

We will be at bed tonight at 1am, be dancing on the stage...hehe..see you all there

and yes she wants a dance off!!

Bye all

Wow, I still crack you up, even after all this time? Where oceans of time have passed under the bridge and no calls from Mr Lame-ass?

bEd you say? Hmmm. Wonder if I can hack that.