davil said:
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Hi. My name is Svetlana. I am glad to write to you the letter! We can get acquainted with you closer?
I am not assured of true relations while people do not investigate each other closer. Today I shall
not speak about me directly in details. I wish to receive your answer then, we can investigate each
other closer.
Write to me on my personal e-mail address: kizgantaba@yahoo.com
Now I should go for work. I shall try to come as soon as possible to read your answer.
With respect, Svetlana
at least learn proper english first.
That reminds of this hilarious brain fart my mate had at a company I worked for in the UK. He liked to play around on the dating websites to get a few one nighters, anyway on one of them he gets a message from a Russian bird saying she was coming to England and looking friends/something more. He's naturally a bit suspect but her pictures look good so when she asks for his email he's not keen to give her one he uses regularly but he tries to think of a spammy one he has that he doesn't mind giving her. Unfortunately he's really hungover and in epic act of getting his professional and personal lives mixed up tells her to email him at info@ourcompanyname.com, I know that sounds retarded but I coul dunderstand his logic since that was the address people gave to customers when they weren't sure of the more specific one to handle their enquiry... So in his hungover state trying to think of a generic address to give her he gives the generic work email.
Anyway a few days later an email comes round the office, it's from a Russian girl and addressed to a Danny (and he was the only one who went by that name), it's about 3 pages of her pouring her heart out talking about her upbringing, aspirations, general chit chat, a lot of too much info, and how happy she is that Danny is interested... Included with this email are some quite raunchy photos of the girl in question. It might not sound as funny to you as you read it back, but if you worked with a guy who was a bit of lad and had some wannabe Russian bride sending a three page heart pouring email along with a whole bunch of raunchy fleas to your generic work email address... You'd laugh a lot.