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Greetings Sir

You know what, I'm in a great feelings so can I tell you a secret? I'm a customer rep. manager target in your area.
As a rep, I'm given permission to offer out 8 giifts phone per month as "reewards" to loyal consumers.
We just received the brand new Apple iPhone 4G!
Actually, no one has claimed theirs yet for the month (I don't believe they seriously believe we do this Smile)<br>
so if you get one before the night shift ends, I'll be happy to deliver it to you .

Please confirm yours free request on this website: #####



Bill Cartelli,

Client agent director



6500 e. 140th pl.,Marco Island
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Hi. My name is Svetlana. I am glad to write to you the letter! We can get acquainted with you closer?
I am not assured of true relations while people do not investigate each other closer. Today I shall
not speak about me directly in details. I wish to receive your answer then, we can investigate each
other closer.

Write to me on my personal e-mail address: kizgantaba@yahoo.com

Now I should go for work. I shall try to come as soon as possible to read your answer.
With respect, Svetlana


at least learn proper english first.
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Heh, used to get those regularly at my last job, usually a photo attached. Amazed me that they had access to such great photography yet such lousy translation.
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yep, this one had a photo of a hot girl holding roses.
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client agent director sounds like a fully legit title. i hope you gave him your details, davil, i totally think he is lies not.
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Yes i did, and Bill Cartelli came a dropped off my new i-phone personally! such a nice guy.
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davil said:
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Hi. My name is Svetlana. I am glad to write to you the letter! We can get acquainted with you closer?
I am not assured of true relations while people do not investigate each other closer. Today I shall
not speak about me directly in details. I wish to receive your answer then, we can investigate each
other closer.

Write to me on my personal e-mail address: kizgantaba@yahoo.com

Now I should go for work. I shall try to come as soon as possible to read your answer.
With respect, Svetlana


at least learn proper english first.


That reminds of this hilarious brain fart my mate had at a company I worked for in the UK. He liked to play around on the dating websites to get a few one nighters, anyway on one of them he gets a message from a Russian bird saying she was coming to England and looking friends/something more. He's naturally a bit suspect but her pictures look good so when she asks for his email he's not keen to give her one he uses regularly but he tries to think of a spammy one he has that he doesn't mind giving her. Unfortunately he's really hungover and in epic act of getting his professional and personal lives mixed up tells her to email him at info@ourcompanyname.com, I know that sounds retarded but I coul dunderstand his logic since that was the address people gave to customers when they weren't sure of the more specific one to handle their enquiry... So in his hungover state trying to think of a generic address to give her he gives the generic work email.

Anyway a few days later an email comes round the office, it's from a Russian girl and addressed to a Danny (and he was the only one who went by that name), it's about 3 pages of her pouring her heart out talking about her upbringing, aspirations, general chit chat, a lot of too much info, and how happy she is that Danny is interested... Included with this email are some quite raunchy photos of the girl in question. It might not sound as funny to you as you read it back, but if you worked with a guy who was a bit of lad and had some wannabe Russian bride sending a three page heart pouring email along with a whole bunch of raunchy fleas to your generic work email address... You'd laugh a lot.
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Jaysus Jono, thats a lot of typing for fuck all of a story Razz
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pstu said:
Jaysus Jono, thats a lot of typing for fuck all of a story Razz


Laughing reakon
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Laughing
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Buggar off, it was genuinely one of the greatest self-merkings I have ever seen.
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whatevs, jono. i want the 3 mins of my life back that you stole with that stupid story. i hope you didnt pay $200 for it. :>