A New topic...

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i have all these thoughts running through my head but they're all WRONG..

It's ok. You can put something here

horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face"..... continue......

It wasn't a horse...it was Alanis

a bear walks into a bar and waits 5 mins before ordering. Barman says "Why the big paws ?"



Paws = pause

hahahahaa dude u need new jokes

Thanks for laughing.

ha ha.

hahaha, god these jokes are bad
*my turn my turn*

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.

haha the bad jokes just keep getting better
is your fridge running?

you'd better go chase it then.

come on, surely we can do better :p

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones

*gasp*
nooooooo, theres already a jokes thread!!(somewhere..)

this one needs to be original and stuff..

Original stuff...Any ideas?

today a lemonaid tree chased me down the road and into the bush =\ i didnt know what to do.. it was very scary all around me were giant spiders.. and waterfish.. and the waterfull and the end of the rainbow talked to me.. but i got pulled back by a strange unknown force.. SUDDENLY we were all transformed into huge man eating lioness' and i was in the pride lands in the centre of africa.

Where we ate men which were really aliens from the planet Zyron. They tasted like brocoli with strawberry jam baked at 251 degrees...Next thing we knew, we were all upside down and I was holding onto my coins so they wouldn't fall out. Underneath were huge slot machines that made burping noises...

falling falling and fallinginto nothingness.. AND THEN! swish..... splash we were in the darkest depths of the atlantic ocean. next to me were huge punga type plants and in the ccentre of them was a tiny tiny baby.. we travelling in a whirl pool around and around.. faster and faster

like a washing machine with no bolts rattling like a jellysnake back to the 60's where Elvis was waiting with his 3-legged horse. On we jumped and we rode for hours into the sunset...where a giant gorilla washed our clothes...

If you are looking for jokes go into subsonic and look at the JOKEShahaha thread, there is reading there to keep u occupied for at least an hour!

This is not a jokes thread BTW. You can put anything here! But it is not a dribble thread either!

Like a batch of fish n chips...

*rotflmao*

fence - smasher i love you *dribble* <--- i dribbled in ur thread *rotflmao*

Ohhhhhh but dribble threads have the potential to go for so long!

how long? ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________this long? This is no scooby or longest thread thread.

Oh no delete that post! It's gone all fat