A long time ago there lived a man with a

really little black dog.. the dog was called mouse. He also owned a mouse and the mouse was called cat. And surprisingly enough his cat was called. bitzy-winky-toby-tiger-tinky-whisky-wonder.

He lived a wonderful life. In the cottage between the hills of the valley.. Everymorning he would wake up and walk down to the river.. He had created a routine and every morning at the river he would collect the water in a big big pot and carry it back to the cottage.. along the rock side.. through the field with daisies and over the wooden bridge. past the horses.. and into his house to make himself a cup of tea. His morning tea. He didnt drink ordinary tea like you and me.. he had special tea that he made all by him self.

But.. on this day when he went down to collect the sater to make his tea. There was no water left. It was ALL gone!

*yes its raining*

i see
sounds like a nice life

so he ran back home .. and locked himself in his little cottage and thought for awhile there were 3 reasons it could have dispeared !
they were..

1. The little purple oompa loompas from next door had taken all the water to fill their swimming pool

2. The gods were punishing him for that time when he was 4 and he stole a lolly from the dairy (before he moved to the cottage between the hills of the valley)


3. I like chocolate mmmm

he decided it was probs becoz Aphasia liked choclate so off he went to find Aphasia and together they would come up with a solution about wat to do ... After many days of climbing hills crossing rivers and crawling threw feilds he came to Aphasias house .Aphasia was ............

the bavarian godess of refridgerators. and that really turned him on.
in fact, he wanted to

go with her.. to the land of the toenails.. but it was miles and miles away. and the only way to get there was to travell across rough terrians of desert and sail across enormous seas packed with veneomus sea monsters and crazy man eating sea breathing lions.. The onlly way they could accomplish the trip to the land of the toenails was to..

find the magic pills that would make them...

and fucked if they werent good pills. they made it to the land of toenails in the nick of time, before...