a fairly serious question...

if you had an instant kiwi..... and you thought that you won $50,000 for a while (like a good 5 mins) then realised that you actually hadn't.


would you be kinda glad at least that you kinda know what it would be like to win 50k even though you didn't really?

Hahahahaha!

Wish I was there when you realised you hadn't won nuffink!

oh no no no.... the reason im posting this is beacuse im trying to justify to Nic why i drew in the bottom line to make her 'F' and 'E' on her crossword which in turn led her to believe she had won 50k


it was awesome seeing what someones face would look like if they had actually won

especiallly after her saying "i never buy these things but i had a good feeling about it today"

Not sure ... when I won 50K it was pretty awesome! Go the Poppeye scratchies!

That is comedy gold Almost worth setting up a camera for the reaction...

THATS WHAT I SAID!!!

she didnt see the funny side lol. back to the original question though, wouldn't it be kinda cool thinking you had won 50k even if it was only for 5 mins?

heh

No. I cant even see how you'd think that. Finding out you were wrong very quickly erases any happiness (and more) you might have had.

God knows why you keep trying to give her reasons to hate you.

Would have been funny to see from the outside though.

What bob said

Another example - most people who get intentionally cheated on by someone they love dont say " oh well at least I had x time in love with them". they get very hurt angry and depressed about it. If it happens a number of times they end up thinking that any time they're happy its because they are being played and get insecure or disconnect.

No, not talking about personal experience.

It's funny, but it's cruel. And I don't think she is even remotely glad that for 5mins she thought she had 50 grand, she will just be feeling disappointed apex you meanie!

last night, when my girlfriend was in the bathroom taking out her contact lenses, i put pillows under the bed covers and hid down the side of the bed

when she came out she hopped on the bed and started talking to the pillows!!!

i pissed myself laughing, and then had to grovel my way back into the bed (she was certain i was going to be sleeping on the floor!)

good times

That's a pretty cruel thing to do to someone.

^5

Do you say: "You got punked!!!" when she found out?

I would probably cry if someone did that to me.

I'm sorry but the awesomeness of this prank out weighs any sense of disappointment, in fact disappointment always makes a prank better:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1902812

unlike 90% of biggie Nic has a sense of humour


obviously as soon as she found out i had to beg for forgiveness but it wasn't the end of the world. fuck me you guys are a bunch of sad cunts. do you cut yourselves when you're alone?

this is pretty out of line IMO. what in the fuck do you know about my relationship?

Because you constantly post about it on here.

You just posted above saying she didn't see the funny side though?

btw jokes are fine - you seem to be suggesting that she should thank you for playing the joke on her which means you have no clue. By the way even though I know nothing about your relationship other than what you post on here I bet the fact she forgave you had nothing to do with her ultimately finding it funny.

Consider this - if she doesn't play these kind of pranks on you as much as you do to her. She doesn't find them funny at all, she just puts up it.

oh and if you go ask her for reassurance she will probably reassure you because she doesn't want to see you sad not because secretly your jokes are funny and shes only pretending to be upset and hurt...

Something going on you want to share with the group bob?
You really are a bit grumpy recently

heh coming from you who used to get far more antsy around exam time? :p

But to answer your question - ridicule of people who talk shit has always been my aim on biggie; I just sometimes have less time/inclination to do so sometimes.

I used to wind people up for fun on occasion and i can see the humour in this but it seems like Apex constantly does shit like this. I have been around a few people who do like playing jokes like this (at work and in other peoples relationships) and it generally causes a whole lot more ill feeling than fun.

a stunt like this would rip my nightie tbh

the type of security that $50k in the bank would offer a young mother is massive and a real weight off your shoulders

but I guess the reaction would depend on what your situation is right now, if things are a bit shit then that type of money would be awesome and to realise it was just a joke is particularly cruel to have that hope snatched away

however, if things are pretty sweet then this just makes it even better but not having it doesn't matter because you're already sorted as it is

OMFG i can't believe this shit

tell me about more stuff i've posted on here about nicola bob? seriously.

i think the actual issue here is that we see internet forums differently. i see it as a running joke. i kinda just say stupid shit because half the tmie im just fucking around and the other half is becuase i sometimes say stupid shit. i've never claimed to be a fucking rocket scientist....

you seem to take all this shit mad seriously which kinda leads me to believe that your ACTUAL life sucks. which is sad dude :cuddle:

Ohhhhhhh right. So you didn't actually trick her into thinking she'd won $50k and this whole time you were just joking?

umm excuse me but who the f**k are you?

to even suggest you know anything about our relationship is laughable. yeah the joke sucked for 5min but i would've pissed myself if id done it to him

a practical jokes not gonna ruin our relationship or change my feelings towards my fiance. what kind of relationships have you been in?

heh you are ignoring the whole lot of other people who said it would really piss them off and this is the second time people who do know shit (other people not claiming this for myself) have said you make no sense.

whose taking it mad seriously? Then you got all pissy because people sided with your gf and pointed out how stupid your original justification was. You even said you say stupid stuff all the time so why get so so shocked?

yeah I guess my life does suck, does that make you feel better about being called on stupid comments?

Nic: Dont take it seriously its the internet remember. I didnt claim to know anything other than what you two have posted (that ive read anyway).

But go ahead try and make the same jump to assumptions that you claim I did to you two.

the point im making is that i don't ever post serious issues of mine/ours online.... its just trivial shit that doesn't matter. if she had actually been really upset about it i wouldn't have posted about it, i'd probably still be apoligising.

it wasn't funny for the first 5 mins but it was like that 'frown at you punch you in the arm' not funny..... not 'i wish you were dead'.

the reason im talking to you and no one else is beacuse you were the one suggesting my relationship was flawed. if you don't think its funny then sweet, i could care less. but you made a point of trying to get personal. one step too far on an online forum IMO.

lol she didnt get anymore personal than you did. anyways im over this.... this isn't even slightly funny. even for my twisted sense of humor.

That actually looks like apex (or maybe mini-pex) in the picture too ^_^

Yeah ok maybe i did make it personal, sorry for the offence. But i did point out that in my very first post that it would have been funny from the outside. From what i have read on here you seem to take the piss all the time and Im sure I have seen at least one shit fight between you and nic online before and numerous other hints of them.

I still maintain your original post justifying it as "allowing" someone to feel good for 5 minutes was stupid but you seem quiet comfortable with that.

I wasn't taking it personally, I was pointing out that she was doing exactly what she had accused me of doing.

Nah man, they're safe as fuck those two. Apex IS a naughty cunt hard tho, but Nic sweet enough that she accepts him for being a r-tard, smart cunt

ps. Worst joke ever bro, I'd smash you so hard for this one

sweet. truce then?

i dont think theres ever been a shit fight between us on here? only from other people towards our relationship...

anyways, his reasoningfor the prank is silly, but was just a bit of fun

haha.. totally smashed his face

i knew what i was getting myself in for. fuck he was the biggest smartass at our school

hahah good girl; well deserved beating imo

Can I just offer up another lot of lulz, that was a freaking sweet prank apex. ^5

Ps: Sorry nic but it was.

no need to apologise. i was gutted i didn't think of it first

yeah def no shit fights between me and nic on here bro. i dont think we've even had a shit fight irl??

Jeepers creepers Bobalina, bit touchy.

Cool joke too Though I'd probably stab you if I was Nic <3

No.

Cos then I would know what it's like to think I'd won 50k and hadn't .. and feel like a absolute dipshit.

Hopefully realising BEFORE telling everybody.

Jesus, I'd be so disillusioned if someone did that to me.

'I could pay off my student loan! Go traveling! Go shopping! Go on a wild coke binge!'

'Oh wait, no.'

Omg that's hilarious you're a cunt for doing that but still hilarious

Ok so I quickly browsed through the other posts. Jesus Christ! Some people need to lighten tf up imo.

No-wonder biggie has become somewhat of a barren wasteland. People have forgotten how to laugh and start hating on others who don't take life as serious

Bob can you please take some anti-depressants? thnx

Interesting the two points of view here.

I'm in the "not funny if you do that to me/wouldn't do it to you" camp personally, but I can understand (from here) that other people/couples see things from a different perspective and see it as a good joke... And to be weary of apex

This is apex who once electrocuted his pregnant fiancee for the lulz, so yeah pays to keep your guard up.

heheh, little man learned to guard his grill in utero tho, no wonder he's a mad scrapper

Hmmm ... personally i wouldnt play a trick like that on someone that i really cared about - i dont think that fucking with someone's mind to that extent shows much thoughtfullness about their feelings. A woman should be treated as special, not like a toy for your amusement

im a cunt to her man..... i treat her real bad all the time

Seriouser and seriouser!

i needed to know if the mains power was connected at the house and i was fucked if i was gonna touch it

soundtrack to biggie:

'Humourless - sombre (no-nonsense remix)'

So is it a fairly serious question or not cause youre going to have to learn to use the

I'd be plotting serious vengance right now..

You'd probably come home and find your record collection and equipment 'was stolen' during a break in during the day.. I'll let you believe it for 10 mins before letting on it was just hidden in the closet.

Wouldnt that be a laugh.

lol that would be gold

I should have really sent it to Nic in a private message... it'll never work now you know haha!

heh dont worry bro she has mad tricks up her sleeve. bitches be tricky.

difference is the end result is relief opposed to disappointment.

I was rarking him up, it doesnt bother me what hes like to her - she chose him.

Apex, thats farking funny.
Jokes (even more so when played on loved ones) make the world go round.
Ive had countless played on me, and every single one was funny as shit!,
Get mad? fuck no, have a laugh and better it with your own.

Laugh it up, otherwise you die sad and boring.




Brutal.

werd

It would work if you actually moved them to someone elses house. Then he could be like "haha. shits not stolen, you just hid them in the wardrobe like PD on biggie said" ...but then after 10 minutes of searching he might get worried that it wasn't a prank.

Maybe keep the charade going until he fills out an insurance claim ...then bust out the goods and have him done for trying to defraud the insurance company. I'd laugh at that.

yeah word!



brutal

what the dickens? honestly the interwebs these days are sooooo serious! Take a chill pill or have a shit coz somethin is strained!