A bra walks into a pub...

A bra, a pair of jumper leads and a battery walk into a bar.

The bra goes up to the barman and asks for three pints of beer. The barman says "i'm sorry sir (??), i can't serve you"

The bra asks "why not ?"

"well.." says the barman "..you're off your tits and
those other two look like they wanna be starting
something"

Oi! You stole that off the king! Did you not?

nah - someone just emailed it to me. She's a lawyer - i think king is a male.

the king had this joke in a thread... it is a goodie!

well, aren't i cool? Posting jokes that other peeps have already posted... so many threads, no time to read them all...

That's cool Steveo

It's a good joke

danjah loved it eh...hehe