A bra & a set of jumper leads???

A bra & a set of jumper leads walk into phoenix. the bouncer says to the bra.." i'm sorry mate i can't let you in. the bra asks " why the f*%# not???". the bouncer replies.." well, you're off your tits & your friend looks like he's gonna start something!". boom boom

King you crazy barstard!
how are you man? coming tomorrow?

farrrk yeah. can't you hear the bells i have on?

hahha good shit King...
Listen bro, I've gotta cruise - I'll catch you, Sunshine and the little one tomorrow....
How a good night buddy!

King. Seriously man...can't wait to meet you when I'm not off my tits.

wick..ed. bring sir t t & ktpie as well if you can eh.

we might have to wait a few monthes while your system bleeds dry then. hehehehe

looking forward to catching up as well rob*craw. you guys are a cool couple so it will be nice to talk sober.

Right back at you man. Brain works suprisingly well without chemicals, and social skills well formed so bring your lovely selves and get amongst it!!!
Kia Kaha...Andrew

nice on bruva

nice work brother. hey, shouldn't you be in the garden performing manly hole digging duties? got the night off eh?

heheheheheheheh

hehe...excellent joke Adam.....lmfao

that was a shite joke... even made worse by the fact u tried to localise it to wellington so it would look "cute" in this forum. nuff sed

beat downs on speed kick ass

hmmm Danjah, never seen any thing fun from you

um thats cos i havin't quite managed the highly expert art of copying and pasting fwds from my outlook express and changing a few words to make a "joke"

hows about this for a joke?:


"why did the chicken cross the road to city stop?"


"why?"


"Cos there were a elite crew of Fevah 'D.J's' playing hard house in phoniex, and the chicken was smart enuff to realise what shite hard house is and that no talent goes into making the music what so ever"


... now that was about as funny as that jumper lead joke

since danjahs being a faget

ill post my funny joke



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so a baby seal walks into a club..

fark danjah, lighten up. sounds like you need to visit the fruit & veg section, buy something large, & blow off some steam!

jeez u lighten up i WAS joking,christ don't tell me that u gettin all misty eyed over a few digs at your musical tastes! pull out some dnb/anorak spotter jokes if ya want, we can't be pilled up happy cunts all the time on FLIPSIDE

woops that was me Danjah

wheres the camaraderie???

happiness has nothing to do with drugs mate, but if that's what it takes to mellow you guys out..go 4 it.

thanks dad...

Heeheeeeee!!! Very funny on the seal!

(and citystop has weeecked sounds after 3:00am)

lol @ Danjah...u norty boy, hehe.....nuthin to do with a certain class B hmmm?

danjah, shut the hell up you angry little DnB kid

hey , angry dnb kids are all good...

ha ha, but soo easy too take the piss, aye haha

lol like your work