1 hour of bathroom in the AM

I have a male flatmate who appears to use the bathroom for close to 1 hour just about every morning. Thankfully I have an ensuite so don't share it with him. What the heck does someone do for close to 1 hour every morning in the bathroom?

Female posters - how much time do you spend in the bathroom in the morning before work?

A good shit can easily take that long.

Wank, shit, shave, shower, wank.

He's probably doing a thousand crunches.

re crunches:

it's a tiled floor, his back would be fucked, plus apparently the other flatmate pisses all over the floor so not only would it be fucked, it would also be wet.

How long does the shower run for?

Maybe if you were washing and deep conditioning your hair, shaving your legs, exfoilating your body, applying a face mask and moisturising your whole body you could spend an hour in there (female). Unless he is doing all of that?

I spend a stupid amount of time in the bathroom (not an hour).... I zone out under water and can daydream in the shower for a very long time

its very soothing and relaxing

why people are always in such a rush in the mornings is beyond me... get up a bit earlier and take your time

Jono can answer this one for you.





I take just under 10 minutes to shower, shave, cleanse, shampoo (TWICE!), condition and brush teef. Maybe a hair treatment if I'm feeling fancy.

Water restrictions at my place, if your in the shower for longer than five minutes, Ill turn off the water pump. Go down to the ocean and wash out your shampoo.

It can take quite a while to shave your balls... you don't want to be rushing that!!

There is something completely wrong with your bowels if it takes you an hour to have a shit...then again, you are so completely full of shit I would understand that it takes a while for all the fetid excrement to come out...but usually it spews fourth from your fingers/face at such a rate that I'm surprised there's any left to come out your rusty sheriffs badge

Does he have amazing hair and skin?

big(gie) questions... after a one hour poo does one stand or sit to wipe?

good to see I hurt your feelings so badly before that after months of me not posting you still hold a grudge. Bet you go to bed at night saying to yourself **if only I can walk into him on the street, I would like like ... wave my ginga fist at him in anger**

Nah on a more serious note you need to learn how to enjoy the finer things in life. Most of the time when I take a dump that long its because I day dream about laying a deuce upon your mums chest aka doing a cleveland steamer. Good times ...

Just pissing about bro, but way to prove you really are the immature douche-canoe I always thought you were :thumbs up:

Oh, but yes, you ARE full of shit...keep it up, Chump, I mean, Champ

AHHH JUST KIDDING BRO!!!!!

How does one have a ginga fist?

In other news I thought the title was 1 hour of bedroom in the AM. Has anyone done this? I'm not really a morning person, so any morning sexy time lasts no more than about 10-15mins whilst simultaneously wiping the sleep from my eyes and thinking about how strong to brew the coffee (not a euphemism).

You can't really call him immature when you fired off the first insult.


...just sayin.

Yeah this I reckon. A good skincare routine is key for any modern gent.

Have you not seen his hairy palms?

Have you?

Frankly how a guy can spend one hour in the bathroom every morning is beyond me. Maybe he gets his breakfast delivered through the window?

I didn't pull the mum card out...and in such a retardedly extreme fashion...the guy is a fucking immature plonker, you know it, I know it, so who gives a fuck, right?

No mention of kidding, you're a full of shit cock smoking tool, through and through, I was just 'pissing about' as in trolling and you took the bait almost as bad as I used to...who's the ginga now, ass-bandit?

"who's the ginga now"

Don't be so offended mate, the only reason I made fun of your mum is because there is so much of her.

Like Dale pointed out you where the one that started the immature insults, I just carried on with it. No worries though, I can play you like a fucken guitar all day long.

Last time I checked, you were still the ginga

You fell for the (completely obvious) troll, your come back was a "mum" orientated joke of a high schooler, and YOU'RE playing ME?!?!? Whatever you need to tell yourself, bro

Last time I checked, you've never even meet me and I'm not even close to ginga, so if you think that from seeing a photo, you're as blind as you are retarded! Hang in there, chump, it'll get better

Oh, and BTW, calling me ginga doesn't phase me one bit, I LOVE ginga's...but I'm still not one of them...so it's completely inaccurate, not even insulting, and just rather pathetic that this, and mum calls, are the best you can come up with and repeat like a stuck record

You're not even close to being in the same league of being able to play with me, let alone playing me...heck, you're not even playing the same ball game, africa

Oh, and calling someone who is full of shit, full of shit, isn't an immature insult, it's a stone cold fact, I'm just pointing it out, if you find that insulting, well, that's for you to deal with...speak to a shrink if you need to, it might help

You really are a fucken mental case.

NAH JUST KIDDING BRO!!!!

wow, the hilarity hahahahahahaha

Insanity mental?

looking for a reaction?

too many lols in this thread!

the truth is they need both need to spend an hour in the bathroom together

Is it perhaps because it's 7am in the morning and he's gotta be fresh?

Insanity... You are actually mental.



gc.

Re: 1hr in the bathroom.... Every 3 weeks or so I take my laptop into the bathroom and will spend a good 40min or so doing the 'groom' as it were, that includes a full leg shave and other bits and bobs. Fuck knows how someone could do that (or more) every day...



gc.

Wait, you shave your legs?

Also why do you need a laptop to do this?

webcam Just*

So SMF's ladies can logon and watch their hero remove the hair...

god knows why but all the kids will soon be doing it

To listen to tunes... Shit if I'm in there for that long I need some beats.

Have shaved my legs for nearly 15 years now... Habit / vanity... Plus never had any complaints from ladies that's for sure. And I have ink to show off.



gc.

crazy taking a lappy into a steamy room

Just put it on the floor... Hardly any steam.



gc.

wow never known a guy who shaves his legs.

next level shit right thur.

Never known a Poly boy that plays rugby? Never known a cyclist or swimmer? I know dozens of guys who shave their legs. When I started doing it at school it was pretty much solely the domain of the Island boys. I have a feeling you've known plenty, you just haven't noticed.



gc.

I'd never seen a male wear a low cut t-shirt either until this guy rocked one proudly in a photo

Love a good Deep V.



gc.

what is your favourite grooming music SMF?


the readers at home would like to know

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Subtle slut call ITT

yeah weird. even I used to for a while, but shaving down isn't actually much use for breaststroke since the hair helps you feel the water better.

Haha! Not saying she's a slut at all, just completely oblivious.



gc.

Yeah when I was cycling and swimming hardcore I used to shave the legs. Fucking hated it though

Yeah probably ... haven't been with a guy who does it though not my cup of tea. I like hairy it's manly .. rubbing my legs against someone elses smooth legs would feel a bit ... odd.

It's just a habit now. I fucking hate body hair, it's disgusting. I hate it when I get lazy and my legs get hairy.



gc.

I haven't known any dudes since high school that shave their legs. Very interesting.

Man hair is sexy (well, in some places...) woman hair is gross.

hair is hair

went out with a girl for a few years who didn't shave (anywhere)... its was very sexy - especially underarm hair

course it was the 50's and things were different...

the muff is facing extinction

fair enough.

... If I was a guy I'd be hairy as.. shaving/waxing is annoying and sore.

Plus how fkng sexy is that caveman guy from the French rugby team seriously ... drool.

Just depends what you're into!

My girl is formerly a beauty therapist so is right into her waxing. Lucky me!



gc.

I need to date a girl who is beauty therapist that shit is expensive.

Seriously though, back to the OP, how early does this dude get up? I have to alternate hair washing days and leg shaving days so I can press the snooze 2 or 3 times.

Being a rugby player he no doubt shaves his legs. Hairy legs do not go well with strapping tape.

What a faget!

:>

gc.

whoa.

lol

I wish there were more girls like you.



Being hairy is a lifestyle thang... :>

I just like men who look like men...not pretty boys who have the same beauty or a better regime than I do..and mine is pretty minimal...I spent about 7mins in the bathroom During the week shit loads longer in the weekend as I try and look pretty in the weekend ...

I have never played any contact sport with anybody who straps their legs with tape. Ever
Not union, not league, not football.

The old "shaving legs for rugby" thing was always taught to me as being anti-infection.

I tape my forearms with padding for football and I don't shave them.

You are living in the 19th century if you think hairy = men
Hair is a sign of a lack of evolution
Less hair = more evolved

I'm fucking homo superior

Love that movie!



EFT

don't really know ya, but that was too easy not to be done

Yeah Im old fashioned in the sense that I like manly men I like guys who do manual work...builders nomnoms. though anyway what could a guy need to do in the bathroom that would take an hour...is he straightening his hair and shaving his legs even that would only take 30mins...so odd

No, you're pretty much spot on with that one.

seems to be around 6.20am..i can hear him using the bathroom as it backs onto my ensuite bathroom and the walls are thin.

he will sometimes have the bathroom taps going for what seems like 5-10 minutes - maybe he is taking a bath? or is just using it for shaving, but then there is no need to have taps on whole time?

the taps usually follow the shower. have def heard him using nose hair trimmer, but not every morning.

LACK OF UNDERSTANDING ABOUT EVOLUTION

I always thought less body hair was a sign of less testosterone?

time for webcam stalky stalky maybe??

Are you sure it's a nose hair trimmer and not a vibrator?

so I inspected said bathroom yesterday. There are weights in there, plus an exfoliating glove, candles, etc. so he is prob doing his exfoliating routine in between reps with the weights, all perhaps by candle light.

cyber, if it is a vibrator, he doesn't use it very long!

Dont you smoke though?

Woooooosh!

meh its early and not particularly funny.

Actually not anymore... 4 weeks without one now.

congratulations

now I must find me a lawyer who smokes, fml

Does he have a full-length mirror in there? Sounds a bit American Psycho to me!

well there is a big mirror in there, not quite length of the wall, but big enough. there is a fuckton of products sitting around the sink. it kinda looks almost like a bit of a shrine.

Whoa intense. Is he really hot?

and..he..lives...in Thames?????